I've got to get this off my chest...
 

I think they should just fire Renee Dupree. It was obvious that Fifi was carrying that segment last night.

That dog was so scared last night I thought it was going to take shit in the middle of the segment

Damn straight. First time Kane Knight's said something that I totally agree with. Give that dog Rene's contract. Its obvious Fifi's ready for a main event push. I see it now. Wrestlemania 21, Fifi is crowned Undisbuted champion.

Fifi --- Smackdown's new GM

Oh yeah...

JBL: Hey Fifi, how about a title shot?
Fifi: Ruff!

A photo on the wall of his motel is the closest Bradshaw is getting to the title. :rant:

That would be like Dink unifying the titles.

*resists urge to make Stephanie McMahon/Dog joke*

It's ok. I've been popping them out in captions for a couple of weeks now. :lol:

Or, as a "real American," he could protest having a French Mutt...

(keep in mind that mutt canbe a "racial" slur...:D)

Can't wait for the John Cena/Fifi freestyole battles:

Cena:You might think you're rough,
Might think you're bad,
But my doggystyle is so fierce
You shoukld call me dad.

THEEZ NUTS!

Fifi: ARF!

It'd work, he's more talented than the writers and bookers.