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"Finding Hulk Hogan" Documentary on A&E right now
Interesting so far. I am trying not to roll my eyes like a smark at whatever Hogan says, but it seems like a huge PR pity party since he is apparently "broke".
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I bet when Hogan's depressed he watches Wrestlemania 3
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He is currently comparing drinking a gallon of Captain Morgan 100 to drinking gasoline. They are recreating his suicide attempt with him actually acting it out.
Jesus...I am feeling bad for Terry Bollea. A call from Laila Ali about American Gladiators saved his life. |
I thought that Sun article was just a joke (this is the same paper that says Hillary Clinton adopted an alien). So Hogan really did try to commit suicide?
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Apparently. He drank a gallon of Captain Morgan 100 took some Xanax (the big ones, they call em Totem Poles in wrestling) and held a gun to his head and played with it in the mirror for hours until Laila Ali called him about American Gladiators.
Also, his girlfriend looks and sounds just like his daughter...fuckin' creepy. Nick looks like a fucking prick. |
^LOL was just going to say that about his new girlfriend. wtf.
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32 minutes into the 1 hour program, they begin talking about TNA. Paying dividends...
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Nice. It's replaying at 2:01 AM. I set it to record.
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ROFL
Super Zoom-In shot of Hogan brushing his beard. Burying Vince and WWE now... |
fucking Mike Tenay is the one booking TNA apparently
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TNA is a parallel of my life...I'm slowly getting back to the top.
DEEP SHIT HULKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK |
Hogan: "Let's don't do the low-blow gimmick, take out his knee. More serious."
Bischoff: "Yeah Yeah Yeah I agree." |
"New Energy and New People to take TNA to a new level..."
shows video of an Abyss/Foley match |
How does this get on A&E, but we never get the Mick Foley reality series that has been in development since like 2004.
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fuck this is on the same time as TUF 12.
Right when its commercial I change the channel to A&E and low and behold, the first thing I hear is him praising TNA/burying WWE. He's so bitter classic |
It will replay at 1:00am (CST)
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This is not how I imagined Hogan at this stage of his life. It sucks.
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I just love how he is building this up like he is coming back for a fucking 1-year world tour of 60-minute ironman matches.
Can it really hurt you that much to throw shitty punches? |
Hogan is a fucking brilliant PR man, seriously. I dare anybody to watch this and not feel bad for Hogan at least once.
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uh oh, Hogan reliving the old days right now
HE'S HULKING UP |
NO!!!!!!!!!
PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH |
fuck i kinda feel sorry for him, hearing that he tried to kill himself. If you look past his ego for a minute
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I'm watching this show just because it's kinda interesting, but I really don't believe much of what is going on, or what Hogan says.
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ROFL @ him "training" those Brian Knobbs' Nastyville Wrestling School students.
Also ROFL @ the idea of Brian Knobbs' Nastyville Wrestling School. |
Vince McMahon might need to watch his ass if Hogan gets TNA rolling because Hogan might be able to beat Vince at the "ruthless businessman" game.
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Actually, no he couldn't. I can only imagine what McMahon would do to Hogan and TNA if they ever became a threat.
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"Aaaaaah-Shaaa!" (Hogan knees the guy) "Shaaaaaa!" "Throw your leg up like this!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-shaaaa! Shaaa!" |
He did more moves with that kid than he did in his own matches.
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Oh shit, the payoff of this documentary is the epicness that was the Hogan/Abyss vs Flair/Styles tag team match.
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How many fuckers are TNA going to try and squeeze into that production meeting room?
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"This is gonna happen. Better father, husband, wrestler, businessman. I'm telling everybody, it's gonna happen".
Better father and husband, hopefully yes. Better wrestler and businessman? Nah. |
Oh shit...he revealed where he hides the razorblade!!! In the gum in his mouth...fucking brilliant!
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There goes Hogan giving away wrestling secrets, by showing where he keeps his blade.
He should know better than that. |
ROFL
Gettin' psyched up putting on his bandana...or getting winded. Can't tell |
JUST WRESTLE ALREADY! GEEZ!
It's not like he's getting ready for a WrestleMania Championship match. |
Fucking brilliant. Truly brilliant. They know better than to show too much of the iMPACT Zone!
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Also, the idea that the shitty American Gladiators remake saved Hogan's life is crazy. It didnt even last a whole season. |
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And about Hogan, he doesn't deserve this, man. He deserves so much more...if only he wasn't as much of an "Ego Maniac" as he is a "Hulka Maniac"... |
Next week on Finding Hulk Hogan, Terry Bollea attempts to make peace with the Iron Shiek.
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