Substitue Actors for S's & G's
 

Another topic fueled by me being curious as to what kind of answers I'd get:

I was watching YouTube clips the other day, and happened across an old ECW promo by the late Luna. For some reason, I said to myself "You know who could have pulled this promo off if someone made a movie about her? Joey Lauren Adams (from Chasing Amy)."

So, that kind of spawned this. Who do you see playing whatever wrestler... better yet, just who do you think can convincingly impersonate any wrestler you know of. And please no naming the person as themselves if they've done acting. And also, no saying "they all act anyway". One, that's not the point of the exercise, and two, delivering a halfway decent promo and acting in films are two different things. Just look at RVD. And Batista. And honestly HHH wasn't all that stellar in Blade III...

Tom Gugliotta

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Sheamus.

Joey Lauren Adams looks nothing like Luna.

Richard Roundtree as Ron Simmons

richard roundtree as sheamus

Sheamus as Richard Roundtree

Any black rapper as R-Truth.

She may not have the build, but she'd be passable. In particular of the promo I was watching that gave me the idea, Luna kept jumping from "sing-song, creepy little girl-ish" to "utter intensity". Joey could very much ace the delivery, and the in-character voice could fly without much trying on her part.