My take on something.
 

Now, I know this may leave a bad taste in some people's mouths here, but something comes off my chest right now.

These are of course my own opinions, so you guys can do with them what you will, as I know you will, but here they are anyway.

As we all know, back on Sunday, May, 23, 1999, legendary WWE superstar Owen 'Rocket-King Of Harts-Blue Blazer' Hart dies as a result of a tragic accident involving a zip-line descent from the rafters of the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri at WWF Over The Edge that went horribly wrong.

Now, frankly, I'm still not really all that convinced that Owen's death was fully an accident as has been said. Let me lay the following out to you.

This theory involves interference in the process of obtaining the harness for the stunt, and goes as follows.

1. A WWF employee suggests to Vince McMahon that Owen do the stunt from the rafters as The Blue Blazer.

2. Vince gives blessing to that employee to do research on the subject of harnesses.

3. Said employee calls around to various harness/zipline companies, and takes the lowest rated company and recommends to Vince that they get to do the equipment setup, out of cost concerns to the WWF.

4. Vince accepts recommendation, and sends out the contract.

5. Owen dons the harness at showtime, does the stunt, and the harness fails.

Now, in this scenario, Vince then becomes an unwitting victim of said employees' deviousness, corruption, cunning, maliciousness, cruelty, and vengeance.

As we all know as well(going back further in time), Owen's brother, Bret, was showing unwillingness to allow a WWF Championship change at the 1997 WWF Survivor Series in Montreal. The Screwjob happened, and Bret was out of the WWF after that night.

However, Bret's defiance of WWE conventions causes said employee to stew for a good while, and think of a plan to make the Harts collectively pay the price for Bret dragging his heels. Said employee then engages the above plot.

Said employee, while a background player that 1997 night, then emerges from the shadows to lay his own stake of claim in WWF affairs, to soar past Owen, and get to the WWF Championship picture(eventually) at Owen's expense.

This said employee also happened to be at Shawn Michaels side that fateful 1997 night in Montreal, and ended up being Shawn's closest locker room advisor.

Who is this said employee referenced in this whole complicated plot? Who stood the most to gain in the world of wrestling at Owen's expense and demise? One man only.

PAUL 'TRIPLE H' LEVESQUE!!!

Yep...I said it. Paul/Hunter saw what was happening with Owen, became violently jealous, saw Owen as a threat to his own backstage power and ambitions, and used the above Machiavellian plot to eliminate Owen Hart as a matter of cause. Well, what happened? about 4 or 5 moths later, after Owen's death, Paul 'Triple H' Levesque won the WWF Championship.

The above is not in any way kayfabe...Hunter really hated Owen in the bottom of his soul, because he was a Hart family member, and a proud Canadian...2 things Paul was really angry about with him, and wanted out of his hair.

The above is the reason why, when I see Paul/Hunter on TV now(and ever since 2003), I look away from his face...because to me, he's an unconvicted murderer. And I respect no one who has that lot in life, who used their power to buy their way out of legal issues or engaged in total deviousness to gain it.

But at least I will go to bed with a crystal clear conscience tonight speaking my mind about something.

lol

Works cited page plz

Ronic = Glenn Beck

TRIPLE H KILLED OWEN!

I look forward to James Steele's response:shifty:

How did Owen Hart's death become a Scooby-Doo plot?

You miserable fucking troll. Did you not see the tears straming down HHHs face on RAW is OWEN? did u not see the sadness the entire industry felt and do u rly think HHH would do that just to overtake own who was doing THE FUCKING BLUE BLAZER GIMMICK. BECAUSE OWEN WAS GETTIN SO FUCKIN OVER IN THE MAIN EVENT WITH THE BLUE BLAZER GIMMICK YOU FUCKING DUMB TWAT.

GO FIND A FUCKING HOLE AND DIE IN IT BY DROWNIN IN UR OWN PISS! FUCK OFF ANDE DIE

Niiiice.

You first.

No because I am not the fucking waste of human flesh and pathetic excuse of a living organism that you are. Fuck sake, it'd be easier to believe that Gregory Helms killed Owen Hart than Triple H. You fucking twat.

::The employee unmasked to reveal HHH::

"And I woulda got away with it too, if it weren't for you smart marks!"

Mystery Inc. becomes the hottest new face stable.

He hated Owen for being a proud Canadian.

I hope Russo isnt reading this:lol:

I bet he thought he was more deserving of the Blue Blazer gimmick.

Russo isn't that creative...or brave.

And, to be more honest, ol' Jimmy Steele here seems to have been wearing the same rose-colored Kliq-DX-NWO-Evolution-HBK-HHH glasses for so long, his lips have become just as red ponying up to the trough to kiss 3H's ass every week for the longest time, to conveniently ignore the fact that, like the rest of the blind mice who are in the IWC, Jimmy is also a cheap mark whore too, who could have the knife planted in his back by the IWC-anointed 'Game-King Of Kings'.

And, again, I'm not kayfabing what I'm saying here...this is called a true shoot in it's purest form...I'm not ever in character, don't care to be, and am playing only myself in this life...whatever it happens to be be damned.

And I was happy that Ultimate Warrior savagely butted heads with Paul backstage at WrestleMania XII, called Paul out on his own bullshit, told Paul not to go behind his back again, and squashed Hunter like a bug in 98 seconds flat. That put a huge smile on my face knowing that, on that night, the devil took the long way 'round, and no deal was made, leaving the devil to sing the blues.

*shrugs shoulders and walks off, happy that marks for a leading force in wrestling got busted down a very hard notch tonight*

lol James Steele. Why So Serious?

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Triple H saw that Owen was rising up through the glass ceiling, so he dropped him through it instead.

Fuck this, too complicated. Clearly, he just got up there and pushed him off.

That dastardly HHH also organised 9/11.

For what purpose you ask? Well, he was tight with one Kurt Angle and - knowing that Kurt's patriotic gimmick would click with the fans even more around this time - wanted to help the guy get even more over.

Also, pretty sure he broke into Benoit's house, killed the family and framed Benoit for double murder-suicide so that his tapping to the Crossface at WMXX wouldn't be covered on future WWE DVD releases.

Rwandan genocide, too.

Cause he hates blacks as much as he hates proud Canadians.

The Blue Blood Blazer?

That actually makes sense:lol:

Any ideas how he feels about latinos? Pretty sure he offed Eddie too.

I know. How dare I bring up the concept of "logic" in here. ;)

HBKs 'drunk driver' was a HHH plan to boost DX merchandise sales for xmas, but it didnt work as planned:shifty:

He used the German Cross as his symbol, so he's clearly a nazi.

So yeah, he despises latinos.

Regardless, I worked out HHH's plan for this one.

Knowing that Eddie Guerrero would one day rise in popularity - thus endangering his future stranglehold on the WWE/World Championship - HHH convinced Eddie that he needed to use steriods to bulk up to get over.

Knowing Eddie's issues with drugs/painkillers, HHH knew that carrying the extra muscle mass would put extra stress on Eddie's already weakened heart thus one day killing him. And with Eddie's death, HHH can carry on his reign at the top of the card.

Don't be surprised if a similar fate befalls John Cena.

This could be the greatest episode of diagnosis murder ever!

This just in: Triple H killed the dinosaurs. Why? He knew he'd never get a push with bulkier stars around.

I would have left you alone if you hadn't posted this Ultimate Crap. :n:

Yeah, he killed Bastion Booger, too.

Heard the rumours he was to be reassigned to WWE and have a year long world title reign.

So confused, is he joking or serious? This just gave me a headache........

I honestly have no idea.

Triple H killed Test too I hear. Apparently Steph calls out his name in bed.

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For James Steele

"Hey, Vince, I know I'm just a professional wrestler and don't know anything about heavy-duty equipment, but whaddaya say you give me the company credit card and let me go get some stuff from Home Depot for the PPV tonight?"