Make me an Ezekiel Jackson fan.
 

I bet you can't, because he fucking sucks.

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Some guys in a chat room were talking about big Zeke and that they think he's gonna become King of the Ring.

I told them that it looked like his brain was leaking out of his head cause he didn't have a skull bone.

His theme song is amazing, but the buck stops there.

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This was Zeke's best character. Basically a silent type with a great knowledge and quirky character playing contrast to the high-energy Kendrick.

Nice Kendrick promo. Zeke did nothing for it.

They should have Zeke in NeXus.

He definitely needs to go heel, that's for sure.

His match with Christian at the Royal Rumble was the best match on the card (aside from the Rumble), but that probably had more to do with Christian.

He made a decent heel, but he seems pretty terrible as a face. He needs to seriously stop smiling all the time. In fact, stop smiling at all. Looks goofy as heck when he does. Also, he needs the full beard back.

::waves magic wand::

You are now AN Zeke Jackson fan!

He gets hit over the head and starts to think he's the son of Ahmed Johnson complete with incomprehensible promos, theme music, attire and finisher.

uh..maybe that wouldnt help out that much, but it would be something

Let's make a quick comparison.

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or

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He's the wildcard in the King of the Ring tournament!!! The other contenders don't know anything about him!!! He's a mystery to everyone!!!

you're both African Americans

perhaps there can be some sort of solidarity between you

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But we all know that's current WWE logic.

Smiling like a crazy person = Face

Some examples:

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And the worst offender....

SPOILER: show

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He hits like a truck, he's huge, and he moves. He has nothing but potential.

Would be more likeable if he had a personality and a non-generic big guy move-set.

His theme song is all you need.

lol

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Someone seriously needs to make a Zeke/Ahmed mashup theme.

More like GAY-anese.




lulz

He does have badass theme music if nothing else.

I would agree with Lock Jaw that his match with Christian was pretty good. Other than that I can't remember anything he's done, but to be fair he was out for a long time and doesn't get much time now.

that fued was great an i liked his ecw run. that is about half his wwe run so far, in other words i like him.

this here is what we call domination
it's a combination of skill and concentration

So rise to the occasion, do something amazing
'Cause anything that I do, I dominate it.

I really couldn't sell you on him unless I'm sold on him. All I see is a modern Ahmed Johnson.

Has anyone even beat Zeke yet since his return?

i don't think they've even mentioned him as the last ecw champion

He should start coming out with the title saying he was screwed. He was on top of the world (kayfabe peoples) and the brand just folded.

Go on a crusade claiming that he shouldn't have to wrestle scrubs and all that, because he was and is the ECW Champion of the World.

Didn't he win the ECW title on the it's very last show? I would have been insulted, personally.

I wonder if he got to keep the belt?

Tommy Dreamer probably has it...

This here is what we call masturbation, it's a combination of porn and lubrication...

:naughty:

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Not yet.

They did in passing.

That could work.

Anyway, I wasn't really impressed with his ECW run. Yes, the match with Christian was good, but almost everybody's been in at least one good match.