I think I'm going to watch Impact! tonight. (Viewing party inside! No spoilers, please!)
 

Yes, I'm a bit of a masochist. :naughty:

Anyway, I haven't watched TNA regularly in like 2 years...back when the Main Event Mafia was going through the Angle/Sting power struggle was when I tapered off. Since then, I saw the episode when they went head to head with Raw, and also "The Whole F'n Show" episode.

I've heard in passing about something called 'Fortune' and some guy called 'Jeff Hardy' who was apparently part of 'they', and I think Abyss and Hulk Hogan are BFF now. What else should I know going into tonight's show?

No spoilers, please.

Weirdo.

Worst case scenario, I've enjoyed Raw immensely for a while now, so if this show turns out to be a bucket of assholes, my appreciation for Raw will grow even more.

One thing that bugs me about TNA atm is the 'backstage real stuff' they do, always turns into a fight it seems and its really boring to watch now. They also do far too much of it.

Is there still an X-Division? Who's the champ?

Don't watch it enough to know tbh!

Rhino.

Is Rhino even allowed to be in the X-Division? I always thought it was like a cruiserweight division. Has Rhino lost weight?

lol I'm kidding I don't know.

TNA should be banned from AIRBRUSH

Oh right, the Jersey Shore douche is the X Div champion.

Oh i've seen Robbie E once, had a retarded entrance.

It's a cartoon now? Sick. Has Robbie E ever been anyone else? Also, has J-Woww made her debut in the Impact Zone yet?

What are my chances of seeing Sean Waltman?

I think Waltmans left.

J-Woww slapped Robbie E's valet and that was about it for that; You'd have better chance of seeing Waltman in a porn or a crack house then in something wrestling related ATM.

Unless that BIG PROMOTION DOWN SOUTH gets their shit together :roll:

samoa joe was x-champ anyone can do it

Waltman's the only one left? NEVERMIND.

Crap piss-take, look what TNA's doing to you before you've even started watching! :(:nono:

Lets all watch so we can have a chatz

Watch the Office and Outsourced at 9 through 10 pm. Then watch It's Always Sunny and the League from 10-11. Also watch Conan and the Daily Show/Colbert to get rid of the time for Reaction.

TNA problem solved.

Outsourced was pretty lame, I thought.

So is TNA what's your point?

Is the Office new tonight? I need to catch up!

all that stuff is on my dvr...i will be watching the greatest wrestling company IN THE ENTIRE state of Florida!!!

Is the "Whole F'N Show" episode the one where RVD won the title?

No, but he was in the main event against Abyss...or something.

The best part of that show was The Motor City Machine Guns v. Beer Money.

No, it's the match where he actually lost the title because the beaten he took was so severe that he had to drop the title.

What? I don't remember all that. I just remember him retaining. He didn't even seem that badly beaten up. I thought the ending to that show was a bunch of old ECW guys getting jumped by a bunch of old TNA guys.

It was a gimmicked injury because he had done alot of shows already for the company and he was only booked for a certain number of shows.

Well, this sucks already.

lol one minute in.

This tag match would be OK if they didn't spend all of their time on the outside doing ladder spots...and they could probably go ahead and take Ink Inc. out of there too.

I know that I don't like Shannon Moore, but I can't really tell why.

So they're involving Bischoff's son in an angle already. Of course.

"If you mess with this kid one more time, I'm gonna rip your heads off and shove them down all of your throats!" - Matt Morgan

.....what? Is that even possible?

Mickie James looking good. Funny that they're still calling her that.