"Orton didn't shit in my bag"
 

http://www.wrestleview.com/news2005/1118954026.shtml


Ok so I have noticed a lot of guys here actually believe the Orton shitting in a diva's bag incident. Well, it was not Amy Weber's bag and it was not shit.

Discuss and settle once and for all.

I knew this. I liked continuing the urban legend, like Sid shitting himself.

Thanks for ruining it for me. :(

:cool:

I would rather idiots not take this out of control.

Well the story goes that she complained Orton put all sorts of shit in her bag and you know what happened next..

Really? Aside from the url pointing out it's from 2005, did anyone not know this already?

It's the nature of memes. The simplified version always outstrips the truth, be it the case of "simple v complex," like "Al Gore says he invented the internet!" or outright false, such as "CM Punk outpopped DX!"

I dare say the majority of people here are unaware of it being a meme, to be frank.

I always presumed it was "shit" rather then actual shit but that's not as "funny".

Also, Punk DID out-pop DX. :p

and Sid DID shit himself.

Next thing your gonna tell me is that Guido shot first.

Also, Sid pooped himself.

MERRY almost CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Taker sniffed shit.

Will be the first to man up and say I actually thought he shit or put his shit in her bag.

First of many, my man, first of many. Whether they admit it or not.

Of course he did. And Orton shit in a Diva's bag. :)

I want this to be true so hard!

I thought it was Amy Weber or Joy Giovanni? Where did the Rachelle rumor come about from?

Its still true, who gives a fuck what VSG says.

Orton tried to hit on Amy and Rochelle at nearly the same time. Amy was just a product of wrong place, wrong time for this story.

Everyone but you apparently. :n:

wow, an internet rumor turns out not to be true. whod've thunk?

Still going with he shit in her bag.

What happened was this:

Randy Orton went back in time and shit in Sid's trunks.

Well there ya go!

I accept this as fact.

I think we should have this as the new "Orton shat in my belongings" story.

Now that's just not true.

This whole Punk outpopping/not outpopping DX. How do people defend the belief that it didn't happen?

IIRC, HHH got on the mic to do his DX schtick and the crowd chanted for Punk. Maybe not "outpopping" I guess, but the crowd chanted for him instead of HHH/HBK. That's pretty big.

I was so tempted to write out-pooping through all of that.

I am sure Punk out-popped DX more than once, but DX was only a shadow of its former self at that time. You can't really compare that.

This thread is fucking lame. VSG, you suck.

Thanks, "bro"

I bet I could out-poop DX with ease.

The funny thing is how that's relegated to "urban legend", when it was an actual thing that happened on a particular episode of RAW... Punk was white hot, and D-X was being rehashed for the umteenth time. But, because we're talking about the "almighty" HHH and Shawn Michaels against "that skinny douchebag what bangs all the divas and should go back to the indies" CM Punk, the haters just could not admit that Punk got a very noticeably better audible reception on that show.

I'm pretty sure he shit in Sable's bag or gave her the dick hand and that's why Brock slaughtered him at Summerslam. lol

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