Hey Noid: Book this angle....
 

Doink and Dink 2010

The Scot and the Stoner.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh snnnap!!

I'd do something completely stupid, like put them in a tag team and have them start pulling "twin magic," because "no one can tell them apart."

It would be a good comedy angle for a while. Hell, 8 person mixed tags, I'd have em team with the Bellas. Actually... have the Bellas run with em for the duration, you could have some hilarious backstage skits where they all can't tell each other apart. (They confuse the Bellas, the Bellas confuse the two of them with each other.) Then toss in other people. Almost the new "Who's on first."

aww wwe would be sooooo good like this! so good

Well firstly they need to be in the same promotion.

Brian and Silent Drew

yeah I'm just saying, if Kendrick was still in WWE

Give them Shawn Michaels as a manager. Brian Kendrick was his student, and behind the scenes, HBK loves McIntyre. He starts managing McIntyre first, and says that he does believe McIntyre is the Chosen One, and McIntyre's determination to get to the top reminds him of himself. Kendrick comes in as another of HBK's boys, and the two start teaming. Give them matching attire, and have Kendrick as the more "out-there" personality, while McIntyre is more cool and collected in presence, but is the bad-ass in the ring.

Both Kendrick and Drew are no talent assclowns... if I may steal a line from the great Y2J

Brian Kendrick is amazing, and Drew McIntyre is young, dedicated to the business and getting better all the time.

One better- let's go the WCW route and split the tag teams, then let the former partners tag with eachother. So, you get Kendrick and Jay Uso vs McIntyre and Jimmy Uso. Each team is managed by a Bella. Then, give it a stupid-yet-catchy name at a PPV, like an "Intergender Mirror Match".

Cody volunteers to be special ref, because he misunderstood "mirror".