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Make a new stupid match gimmick
Lets see how stupid we can get and if we can beat TNA.
My idea : Barf Match : Two wrestlers stuff themselves with food and have a match with a break every 5 minutes during which they eat more and more. This goes on until one guy throws up and the guy who didn't throw up wins the match. |
didn't Booker T barf on Austin? lol
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Darren Drozdov could puke on command...that's why they originally called him Puke.
I hate this thread already, btw. |
A post a bad thread on the internet match.
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Castaway Match
Two wrestlers fight on a raft. The first person to get their opponent off the raft and paddle to land wins. The match only ends when someone gets to the land, so technically the wrestler pushed overboard could try to swim to land first. |
If they're going to stop every 5 minutes to eat, what is to be gained from wrestling in between? If the loser is the one who throws up, both guys are going to sit back and do nothing since 1. If you beat the other guy badly enough, he's not going to be able to throw up and 2. You're more likely to throw up straight after eating if you do something physical (like fighting another man) PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF FOR THESE GAPING OVERSIGHTS ORIGINAL POSTER
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Your font color hurts my eyes and your username makes me think you're French.
I don't like you, I think. |
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See how much sense this gimmick makes now, hmmm? |
Okay, so you have a ladder in the middle of the ring, you got a penalty box, and get this, after you pin someone or submit someone you gotta climb the ladder and put the belt on the hook to win. Then a second after you do that you unhook it and hold over your head like you just won a normal ladder match.
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Just gonna 'debunk' everything
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A throbbing erection match. Each wrestler has to try and give the other a painstakingly strong erection. There is no winner. Everybody loses.
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Debunk this: The ring has a line in the middle and you have to pin the opponent only in your side of the ring to win.
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Ok, check it. You have a cage attached to the ring, like a normal cage match, but you have it surrounded by the elimination chamber, ya dig. Fill the the what is it 6 pods with wrestlers. They all open at once and they have to fight their way into the normal cage to win the match. But the problem is to win the match, they then have to drag one of their opponent to all 4 corners of the ring with a rope of some sort.
I call it the WTF Chamber. |
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You have to get into the cage to win.
Pretty sure it's gonna happen in TNA soon enough. |
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Se the key to making a TNA style match is ask yourself what other rules can I add just the make it crazier and drag out the reward (if any) so it feels less important. Like make the reward the right to face the #1 contender who was arbitrarily made #1 contender for their eventual title shot while 3 other guys get to face the champion before then anyhow.
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A cage match where you have to climb out, and then climb back in.
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Yes sir, he calls it a Segregation match.
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"I'm Not Booked Match" The match ends when Dennis Stamp comes down to the ring and declares that he's not booked. Whoever did the last offensive move before he spoke wins.
This match will never happen because Dennis Stamp is never booked, but he has to be ready at anytime for this match. He has to stay in prime shape because he could have a match at any time. |
"I'm Booked Match" The match starts when Scott Hall comes down to the ring and declares that he's booked. Whoever does the first offensive move after he spoke wins.
This match will never happen because Scott Hall is always booked, but he never shows up for his match. He has to stay in a drunken shape because he could have a match to miss at any time. |
A Dog Kennel Match
We get 2 wack job wrestlers inside a Hell in a Cell.. but wait theres more... we surround the ring with 5 "big, viscous" dogs that will probably defecate everywhere. And inside of the Hell in a Cell we put a 60s style cage attached to the ring. The only way to win is to climb over he top of the cage and make your way past the "killer" dogs and the smell of shit all over the outside of the ring, and exit through the cell door.:shifty: |
That joke has been run into the ground ooTin
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It's quite sad that my main reason for posting those quotes were because I thought they might be difficult to find :o
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I find that I do this 'ramble to myself for 4 or 5 posts at a time' gimmick quite often
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Your 4 posts in a row is running your name into the ground
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King of the King of the Ring
Like a normal knock-out King of the Ring tournament starting with 8 quarter-finalists, however... all the matches take place in the ring at the same time. Kinda like a double jeopardy match, but as soon as your tie is over, you have to wait until your opponent in the next round is done with their match (or alternatively, choose to intervene). When a wrestler is eliminated they have to leave, until we are left with just two guys and a normal match for the final. |
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A Barbed wire ladder match. With the objective of a regular ladder match but the ladder is wrapped in barbed wire and there is a pair of wire cutters, on a pole, in the corner of the ring. You have to get the cutters off of the pole and use them to cut off the barbed wire match. Unless you are Terry Funk back in the day then you can just climb over the barbed wire and accept the consequences. |
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