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Originally Posted by Savior
How about jackquline? Ryan shamrock? and BB?
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Well, her name as it's spelled by WWE is Jacqueline (although you were pretty close...it's a tough name to spell, but they can't just call her "Jackie" because since she's on SD! w/ MISS Jackie (Rico [gay guy]'s valet/escort {and also Charlie Haas' right now, since they're the tag champs at least until tomorrow night, when they'll either retain the belts or Hardcore Holly & Billy Gunn win them at Judgment Day}), but anyways, in the past 2 weeks Jacqueline has been back on WWE TV, which anyone who checks the web, watches SmackDown!, or watched the WWE SMACKDOWN! REBOUND on RAW last Monday, can tell you. It happened like this...Chavo came to the ring with Chavo, Sr. (who's now referred to on TV as "Chavo Classic"...remind you of a certain car company who rivals Ford??? ["Chavo Classic", "Chevy Classic", almost the same!]), and basically said he's bored of having no competition for his belt, so he issued a challenge...on the next week's SmackDown!, any Cruiserweight (SD! superstar under 220 lbs.) who had NEVER fought Chavo could challenge him for his belt, as long as they had NEVER fought (non-title OR title match), which Chavo billed as being a "Chavo Guerrero versus The World" match...(I was guessing Spike Dudley would fight him and win it from him, shows how stupid I am!)...anyhow, Chavo re-states his challenge in the ring on SD! from 2 weeks ago, and no titantron's for a while, Chavo & Classic are getting frustrated, then start laughing their @$§és off because they think all the cruiserweights are too chicken to challenge them...they are shocked and then yuk it up even more when Jacqueline's music hits and she walks down to the ring, and they wait for a male opponent to be out because they think, she's a manager, right...she can't be serious! So Chavo goes on and on and on, until Jacqueline grabs the mic and let's him know SHE'S SERIOUS (and I mean FEROCIOUSLY, too...), anyway the match isn't too long, eventually Chavo starts asking his Dad, Sr. for advice, and while his back is turned he gets a low blow from Jacqueline while the ref is distracted, so he didn't see the low blow and Jacqueline rolls him up for the pin. Last week, Chavo talked about how he got cheated, after Jacqueline reminded him "You got beat by a GIRL!", and so now Chavo has challenged Jacqueline at Judgment Day for his belt...I'd luv to see her lose the belt and then ask why SmackDown! doesn't have a version of RAW's Women's Championship, and then Vince would show up and state that the RAW Women's Championship would be called the " Women's World Championship", and that starting Thursday on SD! there would be a women's tournament for a new "WWE Women's Championship", and that the belt would be unveiled Thursday...it would be so cool to have a women's champ on both shows, I think and a helluva way to improve SD! overall, and in the Women's dept. which right now is very INACTIVE.