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P Diddy caused 9/11

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Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion after being accused of causing 9/11.

A woman named Valerie Turks filed the suit against Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, alleging that he was the cause behind the collapse of the World Trade Centre in 2001 and stole a poker chip from her worth "100 zillions of dollars".

Turks was denied a restraining order against the rapper, but the judge set a hearing for the case for January 31.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," Billboard quotes Turks as saying in her legal papers.

"Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money," she continued. "I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me.

"It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us (sic)."

Turks, who is asking for $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income", also claims she once dated Diddy and share a son, 23-year-old Cornelius Wilson.

cocaine is a hell of a drug

hahahahahhahahahaha

there are no words for this.

really.

omg is this for real? Did you get this from the onion?

Finally the truth comes out

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Originally Posted by blake639raw (Post 3418658)

omg is this for real? Did you get this from the onion?

4 real.

Got it from Digital Spy at first, but have seen it on MTV since lol.

what in the fuck? lol

i wonder how much 100 zillions of dollars is, especially since she's only suing for 1 trillion

P Diddy is an overated prat; maybe the demented woman can sue him for that as well.

I have read, and re-read the legal statement 3 times now...and I still have no idea as to what that woman is talking about.

Holy shit, Eminem is responsible for the time I fell over when I was 8 and now have a permanent scar on my knee! I'm gonna need $54838423,352342,562325235 to cover damages and trauma etc.

How was this case not thrown out already? This person should be held in contempt of court and put in jail for wasting everybody's time.

She's got a good point.

i guess i'm the only one that doesn't find this funny.

at all

They are just enabling this crazy person and i have no idea why. Is this Judge butt-hurt over Diddy?

That seems perfectly reasonable, yeah.

I hope she sues Kanye West next.