Orton's wife on Raw
 

deserves her own thread. Best comedy on Raw in ages.

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7:45 for the start of the segment, if you had the misfortune to miss it.

I seriously LOL'ed in the arena when Punk mocked his wife screaming. Hilarious.

OMG! :lol:

Orton's wife looks different from last time!

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:shifty:

still looks alright though

and lol at punk.

Why dont they just actually use his real wife??

Whooo glad Punk is back to his awesome mind games

So...Is this supposed to be : so bad it's good" or something?

'Help us! Somebody call help!'

The cameraman's just like 'Hi lol'.

The kiss was awesome....

Hot... Punk = Awesome...

Damn if Punk isn't hilarious.

Punk is the best in the business.

*Punk's weekly dose of IWC E-Fellatio here*

Was that his actual wife or just a actress?

Punk IS GOD

I thought this Orton/Punk feud was going nowhere, but now after having this other element inserted into this feud, it has renewed my interest

Does anyone feel like they'll stretch this feud out until SummerSlam? I think Punk needs to kidnap his wife or something.

Do you think they'll be done with Nexus and just make this solely about Punk/Orton?

No kidnapping thank you. Had enough of that with Edge/Kane/Paul Bearer.

what about rape? And pillage?

She was definitely fingering herself.

she wants it bad.

Totally wants Punk to slap her around a bit.

Because they'd rather have a private life... well, as much of one as you can have

I figured it was because they didn't think she was hot enough.

I think it was his real wife this time.

Shes plenty hot

I just wish Punk had made some sort of reference to shitting in his/her/their bag(s).

Yes please, I'll have what Orton's having.

She's gonna turn on Orton and join the Nex..err..wait..

All of these women are Orton's wives. He's Mormon.

That whole bus thing came out of absolutely nowhere. So ridiculous.

Well there was a thing about how all the top stars got buses to travel around the country in now because they're considered a business expense and hence a tax writeoff for the fuel and everything..

Im betting the old timers who packed 4 or 5 deep in a car and slept 4 or 5 to a hotel room to save cash back in the day are pretty pissed off right now.

They really need to put the wrestlers face and other associated graphics on it to make it cool though.

So he really DOES have a bus? I guess that doesn't make it as ridiculous, then.

The bus would LOOk cool with your face on it, but would you really want everyone to know you're in there?

The old timers who did that shit would be pissed off anyways. They're constantly reminding everyone about it, and all the dimly lit arenas the sold out.

I noticed that too! He's going to end up with her at Wrestlemania and she will turn on Orton? I think it's almost like a secret affair style angle going on or is it just me? :naughty:

Unless of course her acting is so bloody bad that she just messed up her expressions.. it's possible!

I doubt we'll even see her again.