Steer the Cenamobile
 

Cena should have a gimmick where he just comes out, does his entrance, grabs a mic like he's going to cut a promo. Then all the sudden a grim expression comes across his face. He drops the mic, leaves, with his entrance music hitting again.

Do this a few weeks in a row. Have everyone wondering what the hell. The announcers can totally sell trying to get an interview from him. Have him go completely silent.

And whoever is feuding with him gets interrupted by clips of Cena staring at him silently from the tron like the dude ought to be ashamed of himself, with Cena's face an angry ass color of red. Have him plow through the entire roster this way.

Then when he finally wins the belt again he explains to everyone that he would not allow himself to breathe until he regained the title.

Are you drunk?

I was interested, until the last sentence.

That could not have been more of an anti climax if u tried. Jesus Christ. I think you should apologize to yellow for wasting his time forming words for you. And Cena would die wayyyyyy before winning the title if he plans to stop breathing.

lol christ.

Since you're so smart, how would you have it end then?

Cena = is gay
 

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Id have Cena stick needles in his penis everyday until he got a title shot. It wouldnt be granted and he'd eventually bleed out.

Cool storyline bro.

This is creeping me out sooooooo f'n much! :eek:

I'm sure the joke as already been made, but I would steer the Cenamobile right off of a cliff. But that's me.