Awesome Kong will EAT THE DIVAS ALIVE!!!
 

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I'm surprised no one posted this promo yet... And the video is the same feeling I get of watching stupid divas wrestling of today..

And I read somewhere that backstage segment with Eve and all other divas were in shambles? Anyone posted a video for that? It's almost like they're fucking scared shitless of this monster woman who could wrestle better than them... Please help. Thanks.

Awesome Kong WTF are you on about? Sting's coming to WWE yay!!!!!

I'm hoping for a destruction of the Diva's roster culminating in a rebirth of Kong v Kim. But I'm not holding my breath, seeing as how anything that happens outside of the WWE Universe* didn't happen.

*Makes wrestling sound like comic book continuity.

Sting doesn't have a female-ish maniac laughter like that. :p And Sting doesn't play dolls either. ;)

My dream matches for Kong: Beth Phoenix, Natalya and Gail Kim in a 3 on 1 handicap match.. Or ALL divas in a battle royal VS. KONG!!!

Yeah, I remember Kim leaving TNA after she lost in a no holds barred match with Kong... That match was cool.

Kong is gonna kill some bitches. I hope it's brutal.

That vignette was amazing. Can't help for Kong to kill bitches dead.

just on your thread header alone, i would pay to watch that, lol

dude, theres definately black on white lesbian porn out there. doubt there will be any eating on PG Raw

I'm sure she'll be Santino's love interest in no time

Not a big fan of fat black women.

Bullshit, that is definitely Sting. The doll and female laugh were made to confuse and mislead us into thinking that it's Kong. The flicking of the blonde doll was obviously symbolic of Sting flicking Hulk Hogan who knows how many years ago, and the dark backround confirms it that the person in the backround is Sting.

Last night after her match, Eve said something about all the divas being the same. Sounded like the beginning of a heel turn of sorts but that's just me. If so, maybe she leads Kong of whatever?

I'm starting the over under at 3 weeks.

I'm just happy that she isn't coming in as a new Bertha Fey.

So at the very least, we should get one appearance where she isn't a joke (unless we only get vignettes and they just drop it). I don't have my hopes up that they won't destroy her credibility within three months.

I think Kong should show up and just start taking the Divas out 1 by 1. And by take out, I mean make it so they are written off WWE tv for good. Start with the least talented ones first, so that means: The Bellas, Alicia Fox, Tamina, Kelly Kelly, Eve, Kaitlyn, Rosa and Melina. Then destroy Lay-Cool, Natalya, and Gail Kim. Then just have it all culminate in a Beth Phoenix/Kong showdown and for shits and giggles have Lita and Jazz come back.

An Afro American lady laughing after detaching the face of a blonde barbie doll? Shit is messed up, yaw :wavesad:

Awesome Kong? Are you sure thats not a promo for Mark Henry?

maybe she will eat the divas belt and they will have to bring back the women's title

What kind of name is Awesome Kong going to have? Probably something stupid.....thats the WWE style...

Funny thing; I put Awesome Kong into http://www.wrestlingname.com/diva/

It came up Kia Williams (her real name is Kia Stevens)

No, she will be known as Kong Henry. She'll be Mark Henry's sister complete with the power to have somebody get their wig split

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/v.../KongHenry.jpg

I see a family resemblance :shifty:

So Kong's lyrics will be along the lines of "Somebody gonna get their clit split, somebody gonna eat a bag of dicks?"

Shes gonna eat the Miz to prove shes Awesome and hes not

fck yeah one of the only reasons im gonna watch wwe now so i can watch kong go ape shit on all those wwe ho's

I'd mark out of she destroyed the roster one by one, obviously facing Beth Phoenix last. And right before Kong is about to eat her, bam, it's Mighty Molly.

If it would have been a white person knocking the head off a black doll, the naacp would have been on that shit quick.

If the NAACP didn't say anthing about Shelton's "Mama," Cryme Tyme, Xpac in blackface, Kamala, Akeem "the African dream", Michael Hayes, "Shaniqua" or Alicia Fox's sassy black walk to the ring I doubt they'd care if a white person knocked the head off of a black doll.

Hell, all you have to do is watch an R-Truth match to see that damn near every week.

As hyped up as I am for Kong, I have a feeling that after about 3 weeks she'll be jobbing to Kelly Kelly on Superstars and doing some kind of comedy sketch or love triangle with Mark Henry and Santino.

All it takes is circumstance.

All of the above is true, also including DiBiase Sr. and Virgil, Piper's half blackface promo on Bad News Brown, and Slick eating a bucket of chicken, all of which could be considered derogatory or could be just accepted in the world of wrestling.

But there were also people who took offence to the Godfather's Ho's, and lets not forget that big deal about Al Snow carrying Head around somehow symbolizing the approval of abusing and dismembering women. You'll never know when some self-rightous twat might decide to try and make a name for themselves by championing this "case against injustice" or some such shit.

Yeah I agree once the monster push novelty wears off, I can see her going the comedy route that most monsters end up doing down the line (ie. most recently Koslov, Khali, to name a few. There's a few other examples, I can't remember the rest)

Judging by that promo, we're gonna have Kong "destroying" (ie no-selling and IMPLANT BUSSSSTTTEEERRRRRing) every diva on the roster weekbyweek.

Jesus Christ, this is going to get old fast. I'm not looking forward to it. :(

I would pay good money to literally watch Kong eat the entire Divas roster. Just devour them whole. It would be hypnotic.

Oh man I would love to see that starting with...

The worst.diva.ever Maryse!! :rofl:

Ok I will zip it now but time will prove me right!



Seriously though I think they will use Kong in the same way they used Umaga. Only with Kong being in the Diva division (at least to begin with) but could she be the first Diva since Chyna to outgrow the Diva division and go onto face male competition? I am just pleased to see Kong where I believe she belongs. Another thing I am pleased about is WWE signing what is essentially an anti-diva because they have needed someone like this for a long long time, an anti-diva can still draw a crowd and make money I think the fans will be all over someone like Kong and she can have some very memorable moments and matches in the WWE.

Also I would love to see the WWE give her a handler or spokes person. Armando Estrada? Raisha Saeed?

http://imm.io/media/3y/3yng.jpg



Or.....

http://www.chickfight.tv/wp-content/uploads/raisha.jpg

^ TNA'S KONGTOURAGE!!! I miss that team. :P

They should put Gail Kim, Awesome Kong, and A.J. Lee in a heel stable bent on "ushering in a new era of women's wrestling".

The World's Strongest and Hungriest Couple?

ah, wait I've got it...

The World's Hungriest Tag Team (WHTT)...

Agreed, although I might let A.J. be the face that finally beats them and swap her out with Michelle McCool in the heel stable.

lol @ Chyna comment. I think so, problem is we all know with WWE she'll be doing something retarded soon.

Honestly if we're gonna talk titles, it would be pretty funny but cool at the same time is Phoenix/Kong were the Tag Champs.