My contact with Ocoee Championship Wrestling
 

Yeah, we all remember that OCW troll right? The guy that would come on here with every single post talking about 'the future of wrestling' etc, which was really a bunch a backyard assholes. Here's a link if you need a reminder: http://ocoeechampionshipwrestling.webs.com/

Anyways, I filled in an application on their website, mostly bullshiting them, pretending that I'm a complete wrestling mark, who hasn't had any training. I'm acting under the ignorance that I believe they are a legit company that offers weekly training sessions/seminars and that they could help me break into the industry. Also, since my TPWW profile says I'm in Germany, I told the guy I'd recently moved back into the States after a lengthy stay in Europe. I also said I didn't have a phone since I didn't want some fucker calling me.

Well, I finally got my reply!!! Here it is:

So I sent my reply:

Nothing too exciting right now, but more on this as it develops.

OCW! THE FUTURE OF PRO WRESTLING BABY!!!

:|

You know guests can see this thread right?

I see big things for RAMMVANDAMM!...uh...THE WHOLE FUCKIN MAN!


There you go, throw that at em.

Yeah. Whatever though.

I hope this goes on a while. BTW you would be a total champ at OCW Rammsteinmad, top tier treatment all the way! While you still may have to pay for you lunch, mom will make you a really good milkshake after practice, and she might even let you go to the movie store with her and pick one out!

Lucky man.

lol "OCW Careers"

Their application asks things like 'What will your finisher be?' and 'What will your wrestling name be (please be creative)', I kept putting stuff in like 'I don't know what my finisher will be because I haven't had any training'. They totally ignored that.

K, this looks fun I'm gonna go the gay route....

Name - JUSTIN UNDERBLAST
FINISHER - Bare Back Buff Squeeze (a finisher that is illegal in 50 states)
What Would You Do If You Couldn't Make a Show? - Call my friend Scott Riggs former WCW and ECW wrestling master

Horatio Fellatio, ex-Chippendale.

Finisher - Tombstone/Visagra/anything homo-erotic.

Music - "Sugar Yr Going Down" - Fall Out Boy.

They had a few that kept coming on. I wrote the one guy on tpww saying "suck two dicks" or eat them or whatever... and his response was a link to that site.

wtf.

OCW ( Ocoee Championship Wrestling ) started as KCW ( Kids Championship Wrestling ) in 2003. The non-profit organization does not wrestle in a ring but on a mat in the yard. KCW held monthly events just like any other wrestling promotion would. But after the promotion suffered wrestlers leaving and not finding the time or passion to perform anymore. Until, the chairman of the board Jose Antonio Beltran decided to resurrect the company that once was KCW and now is OCW. The letters "OCW" are simple, they mean redemption, rebirth, passion and a new era. OCW will be providing their fans with extreme, hardcore, daredevliry and high flying wrestling action that every fan should come to know. The wrestlers are teens, however, they're men who are willing to put it all on the line even if their bodies have to sacrifice to success and to be the future of wrestling. OCW will hold 1-2 taped events every month and will post them online soon after each event. OCW is also in the process to building their roster, developing new names for their pay-per-views and for match types. Please spread the word about OCW is the next big thing in Wrestling. Thank you so much for your support!

so you got an email asking for a phone number? OOOOOOOOOH JUICY
maybe this aint thread worthy? that ocw guy was a fuckin bellend tho

Non-profit organization? You can't just call yourself a non-profit they are going to get into some serious trouble if anybody gives a shit.

And THAT is why they'll be just fine.

I give a shit. I am the future of OCW. And OCW is the future of pro wrestling.

Well obviously that. I meant if anyone gives a shit about the non profit thing. Which no one does.

BREAKING NEWS

OCW Officials have decided to strip Jared "MagicMan" Draheim of the OCW World Heavyweight Championship due to legal issues. Jared will be back in action soon, but OCW is taking action on the situation. Stay posted for more updates on this story.

We should go to OCW and take over. Like an nWo esque faction. I think we got this.

His parents grounded him?

LOL yup

they sure have alot of merchandise.

Or he got arrested for shoplifting or huffing paint?

After school detention

Report Card was bad.

That sounds like it would be one of their PPV's.

I sent them an application once.

Though I filled everything with POLISH HAMMER.

Um, Sir my last name is Hammer.....but you can use it, just remember to include me into a storyline with you when you get the world title.