GAME: Corrupt a wrestling wish
 

corrupt the wish of the person above you.
Then make a wish yourself.

Examples:


Example1:

Guy #1: I wish I could fly

Guy #2: Granted, but everytime you fly a bird craps on you.


Wrestling example:

Guy #1: I wish wcw didn't fold

Guy #2: Granted, but then you would have 2 shitty shows to watch a monday


lets begin:

I wish we didnt have to see John Cena as champ again

Granted, now where's that hot poker to jab into your eyes?

I wish Eddie Guerrero was still around.

Granted, but then he is now a trainer on Tough Enough after having a near fatal heart attack and cannot wrestle.

I wish Triple H was the World Heavyweight Champion

Granted, but he is TNA World Heavyweight Champion.

I wish Owen Hart was still alive.

Granted, but he is paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish WCW won the war

Granted, but now Vince Russo is the driving creative force in the industry.

I wish Ric Flair would just retire already.

Yeah, but then TNA would be down one hypocritical washed-up loser.

I wish The Undertaker would remain undefeated at WrestleMania.

Granted, but now his matches will be against guys like Primo and Mark Henry (again).

I wish Scott Hall still active.

Granted, we need another drunk wrestler. It worked out great for Hawk and the Sandman.

I wish Heyman still booked for WWE.

Granted, except now he's still booking WWECW...

I wish Christian was still WHC

Granted, but he is getting the Rey Mysterio treatment.

I wish WWE had a decent tag team division.

Granted, except now the Nasty Boys have a WWE Legends contract and win the titles periodically.

I wish Muhammad Hassan would make his triumphant return.

Granted, but he now only appears sporadically on RAW in comedy sketches with Hornswoggle.

I wish Brock Lesnar was still in WWE.

Granted, but his diverticulitis causes him to miss more time then he wrestles, so he's relegated to jobber to Sin Cara.

I wish Damion Demento and the Ultimate Warrior would host a wrestling themed radio show together.

I'm not going to grant that.

Granted, but i can't think of anything negative about it; that sounds like the best radio show ever!

I wish ImpactWrestling would just go out of business already.

Granted, but Russo ends up going back to WWE and is hired as head writer.

I wish Savage hadn't died.

Granted, but then he never goes into the Hall of Fame as long as Vince and Stephanie are alive.

I wished Japanese wrestling was a big deal in the US.

Granted, but then fanboys and smarks wouldn't have anything to reference as underrated but "real" wrestling

I wish Vince Russo would die as the result of a fiery accident during his participation in a "Napalm on a pole" match.

Granted, but then his family sues the company he worked for for booking such a match

I wish WWE would go back to 'pushing the envelope'.

Granted, but then WWE resigns Billy, Chuck, and Orlando Jordan to have a "live sex celebration" and openly circle jerk in the ring for ratings and news coverage.

I wish Goldberg never existed so people who should have been pushed in WCW would have been and Bret Hart wouldn't have had his career ended

Granted, but then Nash just would've had to streak instead and nothing would've really changed.

I wish Goldust had won the World Heavyweight Championship at some point.

granted (i love bret hart). cant corrupt that one.

I wish bret hart never pulled shawns hair and started his balding.

Narcissus: Granted, but it's a fluke win and never officially counted (ala Jericho & HHH)

The Mac: Granted, but Bret gets to do the Sideways Shuffle with Sunny instead of HBK.

I wish The Repo Man would have won a belt.

Granted, but he has his hair in dreadlocks.

I wish ROH would go out of business.

Granted, but they actually went out before CM Punk and Bryan Danielson made names for themselves, thereby never getting the attention of WWE.

I wish Zack Ryder got some in-ring time on Raw.

Granted but he jobs to Kharma for 10 straight weeks.

I wish Vince had left some of the territories alone so they'd still be around today.

Granted, but someone else would have come along, gone national and destroyed the territories.

I wish Molly Holly was still around.

Granted but she'd be too fat to wrestle.

I wish Rikishi would've stayed a face.

Granted, but then Shawn Stasiak would have done it... for the Rock.

I wish Miz would have never lost his title to Cena.

Granted, but then Riley would have never turned face.

I wish Hulk Hogan would retire for good.

Granted, but comes to WWE as Raw GM

I wish R Truth would just go away

Granted, but when he dies, R-Truth's soul haunts you for all eternity.

I wish Flair would call it a career.

Granted, but then he'd constantly tweet about how this era sucks without him.

I wish the Crusierweight Title was still around.

Granted, Hornswoggle would have won it numerous times from guys who actually deserved the title.

I wish Too Cool had been a legit stable instead of a comedy team.

Granted, but Shawn Michaels gets relegated to jobbing and doing the Worm.

I wish CM Punk was used as a star instead of an "enhancement talent".

Granted, but then the Corre wouldn't look better in comparison

I wish Daniel Bryan would get a push.

Granted, but it is out of a window....

I wish The Rock haden't returned-sort of.

Granted then Wrestlemania 27's ratings are even worse because he more or less helped save the show.

I wish Tajiri was still in the WWE.

Granted but he would job to Hornswoggle every week.
I wish the Attitude Era would come back.