YOU have to wrestler...
 

Snitsky or Drunk/Crack Jake The Snake Roberts. Who do you pick?

http://i.imgur.com/AqzDt.jpg OR http://i.imgur.com/W37W1.jpg


Why?

The funnier one so Jake the Snake

Snitsky because even though Jake is a legend, Snitsky I don't have to worry about whipping his dick out in the middle of the ring.

Snitsky.

I would wrestler Snitsky no doubt.

Snake because he is the expert of Taker It Easy.

What does it mean to wrestler someone, exactly?

Woooooooooooo rasslin!

I don't want to wrestler.

If I had to, I'd wrestler Jake The Snake and made a good fun time of it. You could see it now, we'd do some blow backstage, 5 or 6 shots of Jack, I'd slap him in the chest, he'd punch me and slap himself in the chest at the same time. The music hits, the pyro, it would be magic.

Jake Roberts, easily.

His life may be totally fucked up, but he's still a legend in my mind.

wrestler it hard, taker it easy

Jake lived half of his freaking career under the influence of something and he was still great so I'd pick him.

It's the antithesis of sports entertainer someone.

Jake. I'd just go all Sting on him and hold him down for the three ala Jeff Hardy.

Definitely Snitsky. If I get hurt, it wouldn't be his fault.

I'd "wrestler" Snitsky.

There'd be a much better chance of you having somewhat of a decent match with him than with Jake.

This is the type of question that keeps me up at night.

Looks like Jake The Snake is on his knees there looking for a crack rock

I'd wrestler Jake, since he is still a legend in my mind. It'd be a better story to tell everyone. Nobody cares about Snitszky