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Zombie Apocalypse
K. This is just in retarded fun. There's a facebook thing going around about your zombie apocalypse crew. So let's put a nerdy spin on it.
If the zombie apocalypse were to go down, and you could pick a wrestler to brave it through with, who would it be and why? |
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"Brave it through" how? Am I fighting them or am I just hiding away somewhere?
If I'm fighting, The Undertaker (Obviously) If I'm hiding away somewhere, Maryse (Obviously) |
Eve Torres
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Also, what would the most devastating move be on a zombie whose body is decrepit and falling apart.
Probably a stunner. |
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Batista Bomb
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Would be great. |
Big Daddy V as he'd make the perfect decoy if we were spotted it'd take a day to finish eating him and by then I'd be safely away.
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John Morrison.
He has the best Cardio, and clearly you need that to survive Zombieland. |
Shawn Michaels, he loves God and can literally superkick some heads off
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Chuck norris to kick some ass nd mickie james to show some ass
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Super cena because he goes over anyone so a zombie apocalypse won't be a problem for him
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SPOILER: show |
Blackman had some kickass music.
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Randy Savage, if he's allowed to rise from the grave and battle against his zombie brethen...
A dead wrestler re-born (and brain-washed to serve you) in zombie form is going to be way more useful than an alive wrestler who will, by instinct, grapple with the zombies and get bitten anyway and turn against you. |
If Savage came back to life in that capacity, it would be all "lightning-to-the-tombstone" epic like the beginning of Altered Beast!
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Vince Russo; he seems to have a way of turning monsters into nobodys, maybe it would work with zombies.
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Benoit, he has that killer instinct
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He has a sword! Perfect for decapitating the undead. |
K that's pretty solid. So what about wrestlers you'd expect to see carried off and having their brains eaten for the team or doing something heroic that results in their death.
http://mimg.ugo.com/200902/29281/big-show.jpg |
Nah Big Show provides comic relief which means he can't get killed until near the end if at all.
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Here is an incomplete list of wrestlers most likely to be killed by zombies:
2 Cold Scorpio Abdullah the Butcher Ahmed Johnson Abraham Washington Bobby Lashley Bobby Walker Booker T Butch Reed Craig Pittman Curtis Hughes D'Angelo Dinero D'Lo Brown D Von Dudley Ernest Miller The Godfather Ice Train Jay Lethal JTG Junk Yard Dog Kofi Kingston Koko B Ware Mark Henry Maven (part of him at least) New Jack Orlando Jordan The Rock Ron Simmons R-Truth S.D. Jones Shad Gaspard Shelton Benjamin Stevie Ray Virgil Viscera Please note that Norman Smiley will NOT be eaten |
Shisen Kopf post.
But R-Truth would actually be really good. |
I really can't think of many more black wrestlers than that. However I notice they are in alphabetical order, so my guess is that a search would not be too fruitful.
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Edit: Upon 2nd glance, you put wrestlers so, your statement was indeed correct. |
I see Elix Skipper escapes as well.
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what part of incomplete list do you scrotums not understand
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I bet D'lo Brown is the comic relief that dies first.
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Santino comedy spot
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As for me, Emma Stone. Oh, the naughty things I would do to her butthole :naughty: |
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