TPWW'ers Watching Wrestling: Part 2
 

You asked for it, you got it. Okay, first if you haven't see Part 1, please go here http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...321#post286321

Just to refesh everyone's memory, we just finished watching Ultimo vs Rey and now we are in a commercial break.

**Note: Along with the big screen TV in the room, there is also a computer in the corner of the room right beside a window.

Okay, PART 2:


**rabidwolverine gets an IM on the computer and he goes to check it. The IM is from someone he doesn't know, but accepts the message anyway.



FeinStein69: Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come down and play a game of Twister tonight at 1256 Seduction Drive?




RW15: I don't KnOw wHO U R, But I CAnt' Come ANd Play RiGHT Now CAuse I AM wATCHing WResTLING WiTH My Buds.




Feinstein69: Oh Wrestling huh, maybe we can pla....I mean watch wrestling some time together.



RW96: Sure, whatever, listen I got to g.....



**Rob sees the convo.



Rob: WTF, are you talking to Fagstein?



Kane Knight: Can't say I'm suprised here.



rabidwolverine: I didn't even know who the heck this guy was. He just came out of nowhere.


Rob: Tell that fk'er that the Ring of Paedos is sh**, RF Video is sh** and his whole entire life is just one big pile of sh** that likes fondling little boys.


KayfabeMan: I read the other day that Mr. Feinstein is still runing ROH shows eventhough those colse to him have denied it.



Rob: Well if he is running shows, he's probably in the cafeteria bathroom sucking coc** in one of the stalls.



Rest of Room: lol



**rabidwolverine closes IM for good and goes back to his seat.




**show comes back from commercial




SPD10000: Hey Look, there's a Bret Hart sign in the crowd.... OMG OMG, BRET HART IS COMING BACK TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



**Rob just walks away.



Funky: Listen you dumbass, just because there's a Bret Hart sign in the crowd doesn't mean he's coming back. Christ.



SPD10000: But why would there be signs in the crowd for wrestlers who weren't going to come on TV? Those people must of thought Bret was going to be there too.



Kane Knight: LOOK, YOU DUMB FK, Bret was never going to be there, they are just big Bret Hart fans. That is all. By the way, how did you even make it here all by yourself without getting abducted?



SPD10000: I don't know, I guess I'm sneaky like that.



Rob: **cringing in the arms* Is he finished talking yet?



Corkscrewed: It would be cool if Bret came back for a farewell speach though.


Loose Cannon: Yeah...I wonder if he's been talking with Vince at all.



CyNick: Actually, Meltzer just reported that Bret and Vince have been talking a lot these last few months. He says that Bret has had better feelings towards Vince for a while now and their relationship seems to be on good terms at the moment. I definately see Bret doing a speech or something like that in the near future.



Funky: SWEET!!!!!!!



***Evolution's theme hits and out comes Randy Orton.



***Loose Cannon breaks out in markout convulsions.




Nowhere Man: Should I get some Aspirin for everybody or should we wait until he botches his first move?



Big Daddy Cool: FU** Aspirin, anybody have a tranquilizer? Cause that's the only way I can put up with this mother fuc***.



***Loose Cannon has had a little bit of an accident.



Corksrewed: Jesus LC, somebody get this man a mop.



Loose Cannon: Sorry.....RKO baby.



****Cena's music hits.



****Big Daddy Cool stands up and starts singing Cena's theme, throws up the double horns and rips off his shirt to reveal a throwback jersey underneath.



Big Daddy Cool: YO YO YO YO, Kill the Beat..Kill the Beat.


Loose Cannon: Can you let him say it plea.......



Big Daddy Cool: Shut Up you Orton loving jackass. All I'm sayin is that Cena is the man.



rabidwolverine: Hey, isn't Randy the son of that cowboy wrestler? What ever happened to that guy.



KayfabeMan: Yes, you are referring to Cowboy Bob Orton. Bob was one of the great heels in the WWF back in the early 80's. His alliance with Piper against Hulk Hogan will always be remembered. Today Bob is retired back at his Florida home, but occassionally puts back on the trunks to do a few shows here and there. Bob also works as a high school wrestling coach during the winters and plays a lot of golf during the summers. I like Bob and think he is a great guy. You can actually see him next week as he will be signing autographs at a local comic book store in Orlando next week.



SPD10000: Cool, maybe I'll take a drive up to Delaware then.



Kane Knight: WOW



Loose Cannon: Don't you guys think Orton should be main eventing WM 21 next year?




NowhereMan: When Orton generates his own heat without leaching off of guys like Mic Foley and Ric Flair and starts putting on consistent matches with guys whose names are not Michaels, Benoit, Jericho, or RVD, then we will talk about him main eventing any PPV.




Big Daddy Cool: I wonder where Cena will be by Wrestlemania?




CyNick: Yeah, this is the plan for Cena, or so I've heard. Cena will be feuding with Dupree for a couple of months over the U.S. Title. Then by Summerslam, Dupree will beat Cena in a final encounter and Cena will move on to Angle. Angle will be back by then as he will have had his surgery and should be readt. Cena and Kurt will have a big feud with Cena going over this time. Then after that Cena will eathier have tunrned heel again and feud with Guerrero for the Title by Mania 21 or (and I think this is the more logical choice) Cena will feud with Taker and finally get that needed victory over him. But that's a long shot as this is Taker who we are talking about here and he never does jobs.




Rest of Room. OHHHH.....



Match Result: Orton hits the RKO and pins Cena. (You dam right, this is my skit) A backstage skit then plays with Bischoff.



***Suddenly there are screams heard from outside the window.



Funky: WTF, those sound like Jeff Hardy screams.



***Everyone goes and sees what is going on.



***Outside, across the strret, on top of a roof, Shadow and NCHIGHFLYERS are doing the regular Jeff Hardy taunts and are doing Swantons off OF the roof into there parked car's hoods 40 ft down below.



Kane Knight: YEAH, these two fools are always out around this time doing there normal Jeff Hardy rituals. They do this for about a half hour, then go inside and smother each other in body paint. This is there way of waiting until the day there god returns to the WWE.



Shadow and NCHIGHFLYERS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, **CRASH**......



ROB: FK'N Twats.



***Suddenly there is a knock at the door.



Big Daddy Cool: Jeez, now what?




**Funky goes to open the door and slips on the mat pulling an Ultimo Dragon.



Funky: Dammit, not me too!!!!!!




rabidwolverine: lol



Funky: STFU before I kill you.



***Corkscrewed opens the door and nobody is there. Cork shuts the door.


***All of a sudden a car-like sound is heard outside and it's getting closer and closer to the door.


Funky: WTF is that?


***SPD10000 goes to open the door one more time to get a better look as everyone else moves away.


***AN ATV comes crashing through the front door, running right over spd10000 and making him spill his apple juice all over himself in the process,, and starts doing crazy eights around the room.


***The driver takes off his helmet and reveals himself as loopydate.


***rabidwolverine complains about the noise and loopy stuns him quickly and breaks out the beer for the rest of the crew/


Loopydate: Hey guys, so what did I miss?


END OF PART 2.

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DAM, you read it that fast? Ok, this one turned out a little long, but I wanted to get every part in that I had in my head cause I may never do one of these again. I hope you guys like it.

Eh.... not too funny except the Hardy part. Sorry. :-\

:lol:

Thanks, I'll go hang myself now. :y:

Yeah, I got to make you a little more intense next time


EDIT: Next one will be the one where everyone just LOSES it with those two.

High-larious. Rob was priceless and once again your fictional spd10000 surpasses reality spd10000 tenfold. The only thing I would say is if you do this again, either Kayfabe Man or Cynick should go home. It's like watching Star trek with two Data's.

Yeah you're right, I got to start setting up exits cause characters will start becoming stale.

:) good stuff

BTW, if anyone wants to help me write the next one, PM me. I'm going to need help on new ideas and what not. So if you have any ideas for new characters or for current ones, then tell me.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I was completely loving this till I went to get the door. Negative rep for you. :n:
























Nah, this was gold.

And there's a need for sledge. To balance out the intelligence ration. He'd be easy to write for, too. just give him a tinfoil hat, and occasionally have him do an ADHD outburst, screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" as he runs around the room...:D

:D

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Loose Cannon again.

Though you only barely deserve that.

Are we certain sledge changes the channel from Fox News long enough to watch Raw? LC may have to add a TV in another room. And then randomly you'd hear cries of "Yee-ha we got Osama now, bitches!" "Carpet Bombing!!!!1111" and then low grugles as he drinks from his cup full of crude oil.

:lol:

OK, I just rewrote loopy's part as what I had before really sucked and wasn't a good entrance at all. I think the new one is better.

LOL.

spd broke the law.

:y: Good work, LC.

:lol::y:

loopy and/or PureHatred, want to help me write the next one? I need ideas from different people now.

Sure thing. I have to go to a wedding this afternoon/evening, but I should be on later tonight and I'll send you some ideas.

cool :y:

Comic gold LC

Great stuff once again.

Why do I see Rob snapping like Ken Shamrock in part 3?

lol Rob, you read my mind.

Why do you think they put La Res on both shows now? That way, no matter which show you go to, he's got someone to hate and scream at. Plus, he can be proud of a good American like JBL, and he can talk about how ratings are a "lagging indicator" of the value of the Heavyweight belts on Raw and Smackdown, and how Hunter's Trickle Down titleships will save wrestling...

Though Dinsmore's character may have made him turn off...We all know how close to home retardation hits him...(But then, it hasn't stopped spd, NCHIGHSTONER, and Shadow...).

I don't know, but I was rooting for him to choke a few people out. :D

That situation would never happen in real life though :shifty:

terrible. You forgot The Naitch
:n:

<font color=goldenrod>LOL</font>

Hey LC, do you think you could put me in the next one please?

The sad thing is, L-C does a better Nowhere Man than I do.

Seriously, dude, that was hysterical. You f'n rock.

Just read the new loopy intro... LMAO

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