Silly willy kayfabe
 

Basically post things that make no sense in kayfabe.

The whole removal of the monitors from the announce table is stupid. You wanna hurt ur opponent but you'll remove the monitors? They even have it in the video games now.

Maybe you don't want to have to pick shards of monitor out of your ass or shock yourself?

All the random shit that gets left under the ring has always been funny to me. Love how the guy who sets up the ring always leaves his sledge hammer or kendo stick under there.

Suspended belief is what makes it all entertaining though. I guess that's with any show.

Your thinking way to logically. This is silly willy kayfabe.
I totally needed the table under the ring.... Ya know to jump through it n shit.

"Ooooh I'm so angry you just cost me that match, but instead of going to find you backstage where you just went, I'm going to wait a week to release my anger"

I'm a referee and your totally distracting me. Oh wait a pin 1,2,3. You win and I will never question what just happened.

See: Most of the happenings in wrestling.

I think your missing the point.

Undertaker about to rip Austin's heart out or some shit only for Kane to show up and raise hell! Gold.

Referees are susceptible to coma-like bouts of unconsciousness after being punched in the face, while the wrestlers punch each other two dozen times a piece in a span of 15 minutes without such effects.

A better question is why do they still use monitors that look like they were assembled in the 1960s?

I would imagine it's so they don't have to worry about calling something that's just off screen for someone who may be watching it on an SDTV. They normally don't actually watch the action in the ring but on the monitors, so this makes sense.

OR they have to be less than 5ft and sell well

HBK indicating he's about to kick the shit out of a guy by repeatedly stomping but the guy gets up anyways.

Vince McMahon having to walk the way he does because his balls are the size of grapefruits.

"We're obviously in a relationship, but we never see each other except when we're on TV."

"Hey, I'm gonna tell you this really secretive thing in front of a camera crew."

Yeh and flat screens wouldn't fit into the tables they break every week or so.

This guy gets it.

ROFL

Honestly never thought of it that way.

That would be the power sapping ability of the black and white striped shirt. Put one of those wrestlers in a ref shirt and they too become victim to its powers.

Other powers include making the wearer hear with their eyes and act inconsistently in calling for DQs, counting to 10, using a replay, etc.

Bad decisions made after a ref is knocked out and a heel cheats or interferes never being reviewed or reversed despite a big ass jumbotron replaying the events at the top of the stage immediately after the match ends.

I've always found it funny when someone attacks or assaults an official or interviewer there is almost never any repercussions. Like it's fine if you nearly kill a guy cause your a wrestler and he won't sue.

Also how does the production crew know to start a guy's theme music when he makes a 'surprise' entrance?

How bout that time when Edge kidnapped Paul Bearer for a few weeks and tortured him, before setting him up to die/be seriously hurt?

No repercussions at all, and through the whole thing he was somehow the good guy.

Putting on baby oil and sparkly little pants on to fight another man.

Exactly! :lol: And what about Cena stealing Del Rio's car or destroying JBL's limo? How is that not a criminal act?

I kind of want to make a website called Cenadickery, devoted to all the time that Cena has been a Dick.

Like on RAW two weeks ago, when he tried to volunteer a 54 year old man who had a stroke and severe concussion problems to fight the WWE Champion. Thank goodness John Laurenitis was there to change it into a tag match instead.

LOL

the "Flair Bump"

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Cena also punched a ring announcer right in the face the other night while Miz/Truth were fired for assaulting a referee. CONSPIRACY!

Because the wrestlers obviously sign waivers that say if you, your personal possessions, your title belt, your elderly father or your wife are stolen or destroyed during your employment, you will not sue or press charges.

No different that UFC fighters or boxers really.

Also, wtf. Watch this video. Umaga absolutely fucking dismantles Maria and then Cena runs in after Umaga has assaulted her for 3-4 minutes.

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Cena is a dickhead.

They've had some scenes where they show a wrestler telling people behind the stage to hit his music because he's going out.

I would visit that site and recommend it to all my friends. :y:

uhhhh hello

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i always like how easy they throw each other into the ropes.

If I jump off the top rope and hit you, I am totally fine.

If I jump off the top rope and miss you, I am seriously hurt.

You are the softest landing pad in the world.

"Ok, throw me against the ropes, I'll run back at you, do nothing at all, so you can lift me up and slam me down, or just kick me or something"

I don't understand why in NO DQ matches one guy doesn't just bring brass knuckles to the ring and knock the hell out of the other guy.