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CSL 09-22-2011 06:44 PM
Sometimes an "internet wrestling news story" is so good/demented you pray it's true no matter what
 
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WWE Diva Natalya helped foil an audacious attempt by ex Diva Melina to involve herself in last nights Divas tag match in Cleveland. On Monday afternoon Natalya recieved a text message from Melina claiming she was in Cleveland, had a ticket for the Raw show and asking "If I jump KK (Kelly Kelly), you will play ball right?"

Natalya presumed this was a joke, but showed it to the Divas' liaison who after alerting WWE security then asked her to ring Melina to find out exactly what she had planned. The conversation, which Natalya put on loud-speaker with several members of the lockeroom present included a rambling and possibly under the influence Melina suggesting that attacking Kelly live on Raw would get her a job back as a Diva as "Vince loves reality angles"

Sure enough Melina was spotted in the queue for the show with a ticket. Unlike what she may have witnessed on WWE television, she was to find out that WWE are actually allowed to turn people away whether they have a ticket to the show or not. A humiliated Melina was warned that the next time she tries something like this the police will be involved.

Not for the first time Melina's on-off boyfriend John Morrison bore the brunt of her misadventure. He was asked to "keep his woman under control" and his in-ring appearance was that 30 second squash defeat to Alberto Del Rio.

Xero 09-22-2011 06:46 PM
ROFL, God I hope that's true.

Triple Naitch 09-22-2011 06:47 PM
Amazing

Xero 09-22-2011 06:48 PM
Melina is the female Matt Hardy. Except even Matt isn't delusional enough to do something like that.

Droford 09-22-2011 06:50 PM
wonder what would have happened if she just showed up and was on tv

Xero 09-22-2011 06:51 PM
If she actually achieved this and they played along, everyone involved in working with Melina would have been fired and Melina would have been arrested. Also, Morrison probably would have gotten shit-canned on the spot. Also, the camera would have been cut the second they noticed it.

Then they'd all appear on TNA and use that momentum as the central part of a storyline about how shitty WWE is.

El Fangel 09-22-2011 06:56 PM
At first I laughed.

Then I laughed harder.

CSL 09-22-2011 06:59 PM
I'm pretty sure it's complete bollocks but I have to give points for creativity and really making me wanting something to be true

Theo Dious 09-22-2011 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3636297)
Melina is the female Matt Hardy. Except even Matt isn't delusional enough to do something like that.
Horseshit. He did it several times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7K0oNE8zfo

:shifty:

Theo Dious 09-22-2011 07:04 PM
I also vehemently hope that this story is true, as it's 100 times funnier that way.

MoFo 09-22-2011 07:08 PM
looool

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-22-2011 07:08 PM
Natalya: The Jack Bauer of the WWE.

Droford 09-22-2011 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3636300)
If she actually achieved this and they played along, everyone involved in working with Melina would have been fired and Melina would have been arrested. Also, Morrison probably would have gotten shit-canned on the spot. Also, the camera would have been cut the second they noticed it.

Then they'd all appear on TNA and use that momentum as the central part of a storyline about how shitty WWE is.
Welina
Worrison


Team 2W-E

Lock Jaw 09-22-2011 07:16 PM
"Vince Loves Reality Angles!"

Should have hired this dude to feud with Batitsa:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9jY18YTCoLA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Crimson 09-22-2011 07:33 PM
Melina got released??

CSL 09-22-2011 07:34 PM
yeah, you hadn't noticed that RAW had gotten significantly better and less annoying sounding in recent months?

Xero 09-22-2011 07:45 PM
I'D ASSUME WWE.COM CHAT GOT LESS OBNOXIOUS BY ABOUT 10%, TOO.

Innovator 09-22-2011 07:55 PM
I want this to be true so bad.

VSG 09-22-2011 07:59 PM
NO WAI!

GD 09-22-2011 08:09 PM
OMG! This is fantastic! Ladies and Gentlemen, Marty Jannetty has arrived.

Nicky Fives 09-22-2011 08:22 PM
Morrison needs to ditch this crazy bitch before he gets canned..... In all honesty, I hope they have a long and lasting marriage.....

Xero 09-22-2011 08:25 PM
Wrestling couples always work out for the best.

Emperor Smeat 09-22-2011 08:42 PM
:rofl:

Obviously the plan didn't work because she asked the wrong person to attack Kelly Kelly. :shifty:

One of the first things I thought about for some weird reason was Melina saying the phrase from Scooby Doo when a villain has their plan foiled.

Volare 09-22-2011 08:57 PM
Natty should've went along with the plan, then decked Melina as soon as she jumped the wall.

Jura 09-22-2011 09:08 PM
If she wants her job back she needs to expose those large titties.

GD 09-22-2011 10:10 PM
anandraval is telling me that it is not right to punish someone for someone else's mistake. lol

screech 09-22-2011 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Jura (Post 3636376)
If she wants her job back she needs to expose those large titties.
Anything to take the attention away from her hideous face.

screech 09-23-2011 12:02 AM
Also I hope this is true. Her reaction to the plan being foiled was probably hilarious.

Rammsteinmad 09-23-2011 01:36 AM
Ahhhh how the bandwagon has fallen apart. I remember not too long ago, everyone on these boards were ejaculating over how hot Melina is and how talented of a female wrestler she is.

Anyways, the real tragedy here is how John Morrison seems to keep taking the punishments for her foolishness. :(

owenbrown 09-23-2011 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3636313)
Welina
Worrison


Team 2W-E
STOP GIVING RUSSO IDEAS!

Cool King 09-23-2011 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 3636508)
Ahhhh how the bandwagon has fallen apart. I remember not too long ago, everyone on these boards were ejaculating over how hot Melina is and how talented of a female wrestler she is.
I've never found Melina hot. I've always thought Melina was below average for "hotness" and highly irritating.

This story about her though, I'd love for it to be true, but true or not, it's still pretty funny.

Droford 09-23-2011 02:24 AM
Trust me, if I ever see Russo (or anyone else for that matter) actually use one of my far flung ideas, I'll stop posting on here and start trying to sell them my ideas.

chrisat928 09-23-2011 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3636316)
"Vince Loves Reality Angles!"

Should have hired this dude to feud with Batitsa:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9jY18YTCoLA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Was that actually real?

Rammsteinmad 09-23-2011 04:33 AM
No, come on, if it really was 'real' they would have cut the cameras or something.

screech 09-23-2011 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 3636508)
Ahhhh how the bandwagon has fallen apart. I remember not too long ago, everyone on these boards were ejaculating over how hot Melina is and how talented of a female wrestler she is.

Anyways, the real tragedy here is how John Morrison seems to keep taking the punishments for her foolishness. :(
Always thought she was hideous and never thought she was that good, really. More annoying than anything else.

screech 09-23-2011 08:18 AM
Think Morrison knew/played a role in this?

Volare 09-23-2011 08:28 AM
Melina can just go to TNA and steal another Mortal Kombat name. She's got Jade, Kitana, and Skarlet. Just copy the color schemes for it and she's fine and well.

Swiss Ultimate 09-23-2011 08:53 AM
I never understood what Foley saw in her.

Xero 09-23-2011 10:08 AM
His penis.

Volare 09-23-2011 10:17 AM
Her 3 holes fit better than a bowling ball?


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