Gertie's official ROH Thread
 

This is a thread where only the art of WRESTLING will be discussed. No sports entertainment here. A promotion that stresses the spirit of competition, where you can check your personality at the door, because intensity, respect and honor is the name of the game here. Where every match is the MOTY, and where the chairs are fortified for your fat ass needs.

So let's discuss the upcoming television show where WRESTLING truly matters!

Now let's get down to business. Grizzly Redwood vs Pelle Primeau. MOTY without a doubt. Thoughts?



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Where WRESTLING matters.

PERSONALLY I think the Young Bucks vs. a returning Dunn & Marcos would be 5 stars.

I disagree. Dunn cracks a smile during his matches which shows WAY too much personality. -3 stars

Oh. Gertner is throwing a fit again. Nice.

Stop ruining my thread Narc

Does it still count as WORKRATE when you're actually punching, kicking, and concussing each other?

CSL raises a great point.

I thought this was a nice gesture by ROH

"Ring of Honor Announces Bring Your Mom to the Mutual Respect Without Honor and Maybe Intensity iPPV"

Ring of Honor will be letting fans bring their moms to the iPPV for free in an attempt to reduce the carbon imprint of mother having to sit in their cars idling for 3 hours while their sons are in the venue. Hopefully this create a bonding experience, as well as give the sons some practice in the realm of social skills as their moms will be the closest thing they've ever had to a date.

You know, ROH could benefit from running exercise seminars before the shows... You know, teaching basic things like sit ups, push ups (probably girly), jogging, etc. By doing so, they may raise the chances of their fan base dying as older, fat virgins, as opposed to young, obese virgins.

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"Grr! im in the IWC, but I like to pretend im not by posting half assed jokes regarding indy promotions the rest of the IWC supports!" People who want to bash ROH are not allowed to be CM Punk fans btw.

Sure they are. That's silly.

What promotion does CM Punk wrestler for?

Wow, horrible preposition use in that last post. I am so sorry.

For what promotion does CM Punk wrestle?

This is about as funny as AIDS

So while I chow down on a big old AIDSburger, I give this 7/10

I want to see awesome displays of artistic combat

And I thought everyone here hated TNA

Huge future in Punk continuously jumping off the top rope and landing on his knees.

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I need to be made Mod of this thread so I can get rid of non-workrate discussion

This brings me to my next question:

Can you have Honor without Respect? Or do those two generally go hand in hand?

Honor in one self or honor in another.

And now, my two favourite "comebacks" that ROH fans make when you make fun of them.

1. "Well the WWE is for kids". Lol, it's two men fake fighting. What's so different about it? That ROH does it with respect and honor?

2. "I bet you wouldn't say that to Eddie Edwards face". I've heard this one numerous times and I have yet to figure out how to respond to this, as it never has anything to do with what I said in the first place.

2. You're right, I wouldn't. He's too short for me to say ANYTHING to his face.

"ROH is full of vanilla midgets"

"Well I bet you wouldn't say that to Rodrick Strong's face"

WTF is that?

I probably wouldn't tell Ezekiel Jackson that his show is lame and for kids to his face either. :o

That's when you reply "No I'm saying it to your face." Then you get in his face, and fist pump his face.

I'll challenge him to a bout of Artistic Combat.

Gertner is this thread going to be a super serious thread of great success? BC pro rasslin is the awesome

Davey Richards has less moves than Cena, no fucking bullshit either.

Boring, shitty promotion that'll hopefully die out soon.

See, I get Gertner's beef with ROH, which is mostly with ROH fans, but this statement is ignorant and ridiculous.

I like the ROH because it is like the Cosby Sweater of Pro rasslin'.

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Man, this thread is amazing.

truly.

fucking.

AMAZING.



yeah.

Good to see ROH sprung for a new iPhone to shoot their TV taping last night.

It was only a 3GS though. ROH is still super cool though. I like it when they do stuff. Like moves and shit. It's great.

Everyone Everywhere hates TNA, especially Dixie Carter