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Autobahn 10-01-2011 09:11 AM

John Laurinitis' voice
 
I heard an interesting comment today that the raspy voice of John Laurinitis is because he smokes a lot of cigarettes. Any truth to this?

Jari 10-01-2011 09:37 AM

You consider that to be interesting?

Autobahn 10-01-2011 10:14 AM

I always thought he had an unusual voice - this gives a reason for it.

Kalyx triaD 10-01-2011 10:27 AM

Who gives a flying flaming fuck? Holy shit.

Rammsteinmad 10-01-2011 10:31 AM

Source?

The MAC 10-01-2011 10:34 AM

why has Punk or Cena or HHH not called him :

" John laryngitis " :rofl: :lol: :kiss: :| :shifty: :nono:

Wolfpack423 10-01-2011 11:17 AM

I don't know if any of you guys have seen Crank Yankers but he sounds like Tony Deloge. The guy that played the voice is also Matt Damon's father in Ocean's 13

DrCrawford 10-01-2011 11:50 AM

he sounds like marty funkhouser from curb your enthusiasm

tomikaze 10-01-2011 11:56 AM

I was just gonna say that. I love that show.

Xero 10-01-2011 12:00 PM

He has the lung cancer.

Vastardikai 10-01-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The MAC (Post 3643158)
why has Punk or Cena or HHH not called him :

" John laryngitis " :rofl: :lol: :kiss: :| :shifty: :nono:

If you buy the dirtrags, that's allegedly what the boys call him.

Nicky Fives 10-01-2011 01:45 PM

I doubt it..... he probably had suffered vocal damage in his career (probably during his time in Japan) or myabe he was born with the same condition that Brian Pillman was born with.....

Waylander 10-01-2011 01:54 PM

While we're throwing out rumours/making stuff up:
Steroid abuse can alter ones voice making it sound deeper. Just saying.

Nightwing 10-01-2011 03:25 PM

I'm Scott Malkinson. I got a lisp, and i've got diabetes.

Cool King 10-01-2011 03:58 PM

It's probably thyroid related.

jskinnyg 10-01-2011 07:42 PM

Also looks like Super Dave Osbourne...

St. Jimmy 10-01-2011 07:52 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XuSUq6IZqFc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Triple Naitch 10-02-2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfpack423 (Post 3643167)
I don't know if any of you guys have seen Crank Yankers but he sounds like Tony Deloge. The guy that played the voice is also Matt Damon's father in Ocean's 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrCrawford (Post 3643176)
he sounds like marty funkhouser from curb your enthusiasm

Quote:

Originally Posted by jskinnyg (Post 3643463)
Also looks like Super Dave Osbourne...

You guys do realize that this is all the same person, right?

Shadrick 10-02-2011 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3643742)
You guys do realize that this is all the same person, right?

Lol, this.

Lock Jaw 10-02-2011 01:38 PM

Totally sounds like The Surrogate from Arrested Development as well.

DLVH84 10-03-2011 01:30 PM

Maybe because he was lariated into the throat very hard and stiff several times by Hansen and Kobashi.

Razzamajazz 10-03-2011 02:51 PM

ever notice how cole calls him LAIRinitis?

Innovator 10-04-2011 10:23 AM

Sounds like Beavis and Butthead's principal, someone mentioned it on PWInsider.

That and Super Dave.

screech 10-04-2011 01:33 PM

http://images.ctvdigital.com/images/...d_mcvicker.jpg

DLVH84 10-04-2011 01:59 PM

Principal McDicker!!!

weather vane 10-04-2011 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3643742)
You guys do realize that this is all the same person, right?

lol exactly what I was thinking

Innovator 10-05-2011 11:38 AM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EVcCw7AQqDg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

screech 10-05-2011 12:22 PM

I watched that exact video after I posted the picture.

Tom Guycott 10-05-2011 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy (Post 3643475)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XuSUq6IZqFc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Said it before, and I'll say it again: he should wear the Super Dave outfit on a show, and that Yoshi Tatsu should be Fuji.

Rollermacka 10-06-2011 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 3646759)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EVcCw7AQqDg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Since we're talkin about people who sound alike, I always thought Hank Hill sounded alot like Anderson Beavis and Butthead's neighbor and they kinda look alike too...

Juan 10-06-2011 09:19 PM

It is the same voice. Mike Judge

Blitz 10-07-2011 12:13 AM

He kinda sounds like Bob Einstein.

Mr. Nerfect 10-07-2011 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz (Post 3647861)
He kinda sounds like Bob Einstein.

This is all I can think about when I see/hear him talk. After Googling Einstein, I find out that he is all the things listed above (Super Dave, Funkhouser, Deloge, The AD Surrogate) AND that he was actually a guest booker on TNA in 2009. Oh, and he's brother is Albert Brooks (Scorpio from The Simpsons and Nemo's dad in Finding Nemo). So...

Should the WWE sign Bob Einstein?

Fox 10-07-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rollermacka (Post 3647757)
Since we're talkin about people who sound alike, I always thought Hank Hill sounded alot like Anderson Beavis and Butthead's neighbor and they kinda look alike too...

Are you fucking serious?

Next tell us how the dorky girl with glasses from Beavis and Butthead looks and sounds a lot like Daria from the MTV show "Daria."

Tom Guycott 10-08-2011 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 3647962)
This is all I can think about when I see/hear him talk. After Googling Einstein, I find out that he is all the things listed above (Super Dave, Funkhouser, Deloge, The AD Surrogate) AND that he was actually a guest booker on TNA in 2009. Oh, and he's brother is Albert Brooks (Scorpio from The Simpsons and Nemo's dad in Finding Nemo). So...

Should the WWE sign Bob Einstein?

Well, WWE DID sign Eric Angle* just for the "twin magic" ring switch possibility. I can see this happening.

*Almost said Frank Trigg. That was TNA on that one. Oh, TNA... ripped off the storyline and didn't even use the same guy!

Xero 10-24-2011 09:37 PM

Not sure how true this is, but from X Pac's Twitter:

TheRealXPac Sean Waltman
@totallychappers He cant help his voice being that way. He took an elbow to the throat from Dr Death in Japan that crushed his larynx.

Rollermacka 10-25-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox (Post 3648477)
Are you fucking serious?

Next tell us how the dorky girl with glasses from Beavis and Butthead looks and sounds a lot like Daria from the MTV show "Daria."

Yea its crazy, I guess its just a small world. When King of the Hill first came out I could never remember Andersons name so I always thought it was the same person. Then I saw Beavis and Butthead Do America and I relearned his name


Side Note, how that movie didn't win an oscar that year is beyond me :y:

KaosDarksol 11-02-2011 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The MAC (Post 3643158)
why has Punk or Cena or HHH not called him :

" John laryngitis " :rofl: :lol: :kiss: :| :shifty: :nono:

Santino claimed that one

DLVH84 11-02-2011 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3661935)
Not sure how true this is, but from X Pac's Twitter:

TheRealXPac Sean Waltman
@totallychappers He cant help his voice being that way. He took an elbow to the throat from Dr Death in Japan that crushed his larynx.

Too bad Dr. Death didn't kill him.

Corporate CockSnogger 11-02-2011 04:41 PM

Yeah, he's not the best in the authorititive figure role, I hope he dies.

The Great Khali isn't the best wrestler, I hope he dies.

That black ref is never going to advance past diva matches, God why can't he just die?


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