Evan Bourne Suspended
 

<font color=goldenrod>http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/evan-bourne-suspended

In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne ) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company's policy.

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God damn. Guys dropping like flies.</font>

I knew it! He was getting bigger than Mark Henry.

I guess it will be up to Kofi to defend the tag titles

LOL what? Wow.

trouble in paradise

I'm wondering how they'll handle the tag titles. Guys can technically work suspended (just without pay), so he could drop them at a house show or something. Or they'll just do an angle where Kofi needs a new partner for whatever reason.

Also, we should have a Suspension pool.

I wish the tag division didn't suck so bad...

Anything really can happen in the WWE lol I wonder if they will find Kingston a new partner or if they will just vacate Tag Team Championships and have a tourney or something.

Air Boom
Awesome Truth
Usos (lol)
Dolph and Swagger

It's been better than it has been in a long time, honestly. No so much the amount of teams but the fact that most of the teams they have are actually people worth a fuck, unlike Cryme Tyme, for example.

First Slater now Bourne, these guys need to lay off the HCG.

just put a guy in the ring with an Evan Bourne mask on. It worked for Sin Cara.

We will be seeing a title change for the Smackdown tapings perhaps?

Zack Ryder?

Woo Woo Boom?

Looks like we are going to have new tag team champions tonight.

Sin Cara, Heath Slater, and now Evan Bourne? You can't tell me Mason Ryan is clean as a whistle!

Big Hosses have the genetics to be big.

Little guys face the stigma of not having the look and need to try to bulk up.

He's a gashead!

Zach would be a good replacement... And why do a lot of these guys at the top seem to fail when they are there?? Pressure??

Whoa.

Ryder will probably be his replacement. They will prob say that he is recovering from a concussion from the Swagger bomb a while ago.

They will probably ask Dolph Ziggler to just wear a dark wig, to make it look like he dyed his hair black again. Then no one will be able to tell he isn't Evan Bourne.

Just can't have Dolph as an opponent obviously.

Unless they call up his brother from FCW and dye his blonde then we probly wouldn't be able to know the difference.

Do they count weed?

They fine for weed. It's what eventually got Brian Kendrick fired.

Weirdness.

Tag Team Tormoil at Survivor Series for the vacant Titles?

i thought to myself on monday too how fantastic bourne is in the ring..how he takes killer bumps and seems to make everyone in the ring look good..buzzkill

fucking ridiculous

Especially since the Wellness Program is in place to appease both the feds and stockholders.

One of their big stars gets busted with pot, it's PROBABLY going to hurt.

According to PWInsider, WWE has been cracking down on synthetic marijuana. So that could be it.

Bourne was probably just tired of carrying around that ugly ass new tag team belt.

Lol. I love TTT, but they only have 2 tag teams in the whole company.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlebowl if you're not familiar with the concept

obviously it'd be a tag tournament rather than a battle royal this time

I am confused... you can smoke real weed and get fined but not suspended.. but smoke fake weed get suspended?

Why bother when it fucks up the good thing they have going with re-building the tag division? :roll:

Fuck yeah.

BattleBowl is my favorite Gimmick Tourney Ever.

I remember watching EVERY single match in 1996 when DDP won.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slamboree#1996

Read up. think of all the Heel/Face teams, and the Friends on opposing sides dynamic. Was a hell of a tourney. I still remember Arn getting drawn to face Flair and how I was like 12 and losing my shit with the thought of Arn actually against Flair.

Seeing Macho and Flair together, and the Steiners and LOD split was sick too.

Even pre NWO, WCW had some good shit, they just never could put it all together.