Is Chyna fucking retarded?
 

She really has no idea, why a PG enviornment WWE wouldn't want a fucking pornstar on the roster?

Yes, she is. /thread

I dunno, I kinda feel WWE are missing a huge oppotunity here. Chyna could really contribute to the product, and it'll surely bring in all seven of her fans too.

And Kane Knight.

No, just transexual.

She talks about wanting to go back to WWE, and wondering why they won't take her back, and then she starts talking about the Triple H-Stephanie McMahon deal, how she found a "love letter" from Steph to Triple H, etc...

...THAT'S why they won't take you back, you dummy.

It could have something to do with her being a munter.

...and with taking cocks up the ass on film.

Chyna needs to realize, if TNA pretty much cut you off after two events, why would WWE shell out money for someone, even TNA doesn't want?

I know...when TNA doesn't want you, you know you're fucked up.

Scott Hall has a better chance of wrestling a match in WWE than Chyna does of ever appearing on TV again.

WWE doesn't want to push a porn star as a top Diva......

Isnt WWE paying for Hall's rehab? they'd probably want a return on their investment.

She was worthless anyway... That girl with a penis is a train wreck...

As much as I hate the Ryan Clark news shit, THIS is the greatest line ever:

"Chyna, who is pushing for a return to WWE via Twitter, continues to comment on Triple H’s romantic affair with Stephanie McMahon over a decade ago."

In other words, "Please take me back into your company. Also, here's some more stuff about how the guy who is pretty much in charge now was cheating on me."

She was mint when she was just a beast and looked like she could kill you and never talked. Now she is a yolk. She would be good to come back at a Nostalgia show or Anniversary show but not full time at all.

They should totally sign Waltman just to spite her at this point.

Do you know any sane person that would want to fuck X-Pac? Obviously, she's fucking retarded.

Don't be ridiculous. I'm more interested in that Shannon Moore chick

I was about to post a similar thread a couple of hours ago, after reading that headline on the main forum.

To answer the rhetorical question in the topic,

yes, Chyna is fucking retarded.

Yup, she sure is. (in a being really dumb way, not actually mentally challenged).

It seems she keeps screwing herself up worse and worse.

Kinda sad really...

Did she truly just call Mcmahon a diva? And she wants him to hire her back?

Edit: Put in NSFW as a precaution.

The pretty ones often are.

To be honest now, just a legit observation, it sounds like she just wants to be back in WWE for some of the fame and spotlight that comes with it.

Probably needs NSFW tags. I mean, she is stroking a big metal cock the whole time.

What makes you think that

I think her new porn career has very little to do with why WWE doesn't want her back. It just doesn't make any sense to bring her back. She seems to be a mess and the name Chyna means nothing in 2011. I can't believe she is putting herself on the same level as Hogan, Flair, and Bret Hart.

In terms of people who Vince McMahon has been on bad terms with she isn't even as high up the ladder as a Jeff Jarrett or a Shane Douglas.

Backdoor to Chyna...ugh...

Yes, Chyna is retarded. Right now WWE is TVPG, with the envelope occasionally getting pushed to PG14. I could see someone with a porn background possibly getting into WWE, but not someone who is touring the adult film circuit trying to promote a sodomy video.

I know, she's like "They'll bring back Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, but not ME?!"

No, Chyna...not you.

Vince:We are currently pushing a PG product.


Chyna(whilst stroking a metal penis)Vince should let me work with the WWE


Now then kids who can tell me where this all falls apart?

I say let her back. Big deal she was in anal porn. That's only wrong when it's two queers!

Chyna=ratings. :wtf:

If I remember correctly, and this was many drinks ago, she complained the WWE wouldn't pay her enough when she left. Now, she's a complete wreck, stars in anal porn, and is begging to come back.

AND is as big a star as Hart, Flair, and Hogan! (In that order, for the record.)

She brings up the affair between HHH and Steph, complains that she got let go, is in a video stroking a huge metal cock, calls Vince McMahon a Diva, obviously has a huge overinflated ego she wouldn't warrant if she were a normal person much less the complete trainwreck that she is, thinks she has fans, and doesn't understand why WWE isn't beating down her door (I probably shouldn't have said that) to bring her back...

Even back in the day there were issues with her ego and her thinking she was worth more and better than she really was. (Read Jericho's second book.) And she didn't pave the way for shit. She was a gimmick and a look, like Bull Nakano or Nicole Bass.

At least Beth and Natty, while being muscular, don't look like they were born with penises.

Is everybody that does porn automatically a porn "star"? I think the term is thrown around.

Well, she's award winning, so it's not like it's coming from nowhere.

Should "award winning" have been in quotes?

When you come out with "Backdoor to Anybody Thrilla" after your amateur sex tape is out there, we'll consider you a porn star. Same goes for everyone else on tpww.

Which is good, because "Backdoor to Anybody Thrilla" features many of TPWW's finest.

I liked her theme song.