Batista.......
 

What's the latest on Dave?

He and Scott Steiner are starting a wrestling school.

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When you've got a back as big as Batista's, and you've filled it up with tattoos, that's when you know you've gone too far.

And hilarity shall ensue.

What ever happened to his big MMA career?

He realised he sucked.

He made his money. He gets to act like his real self now. Let him have it, he earned it.

If he made a cameo on Jersey Shore... it wouldn't be a shock.

He was in negotiations with Strikeforce but then Zuffa bought them and it fell through.

he also realized he cannot use the Konami Code in MMA

He looks like a complete douche in that second picture. I'd love to punch him in the face if it wasn't for the fact that he'd decimate me.

Dave's doing ok. He had a touch of flu last week but managed to get out and get the shopping done.

His dancing is coming along amazingly, he's now able to do 12 twirls before the crouching/machine gun/explosion move that has now been extended to 2 and a half minutes.

He's really hoping to hit the beach sometime next week and hopefully fitting in some painting and other textile work.

MID-LIFE CRISIS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP
MID-LIFE CRISIS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP
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Making it harder to design his character for future video games.

Yeah the JS girls are definitely his speed.

A wpro wrestler came in touch with reality? Fuuuuuuck.

He looks like a complete douche in most pictures.

Ironic how he the screen behind him says "Diva of the Year", and Batista himself has proven to be a diva.

Okay, there are some obvious exceptions.

:lol: I'd figure they'd make "Dietary Supplements" apart of the training regiment

I wish you guys would be nicer to Dave, he's a really humble and cool fellow :(

Cheated on his cancer-ridden wife. He's a cockbag.

To his credit though, he could kill any one of us without breaking a sweat.

Except El Capitano, who has a 6th Dan Blackbelt in internet arguing. ;)

We have confirmation of this??

Pretty sure it's in his book. Could be wrong, though.

I think he'd break a sweat trying to BOMB my fat arse.

It is.

He also fucked troll face Melina