What’s the endgame of this storyline?
 

I have a feeling that if John Cena turns, he’ll beat down The Rock, but if it were up to me, I’d have Cena get a cheap win, like pulling the tights, then when the heat comes on the following RAW, he finally says screw the fans. To me, there’s more money to be made with heel Cena.

Another heel Cena thread.

Great.

Do you make any posts that aren't tired retreads?

Cena should turn gay. That'll get him serious heel heat bc rasslin fans hate the gays

That would add intrigue to the Rock match. A couple months of Cena just talking about how he can't wait to get his hands on that delicious Rock man meat at WrestleMania followed by him working the match old school Goldust-style complete with dry humping and the most seductive STFU ever all to The Rock's disgust.

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To me, there's a village who lost an idiot and his name is Mr. C, man.

Cena should turn blue. There's a lot of money to be made with Blue Cena.

Cena should turn Libertarian. There's a lot of money to be made with a Free Market Cena.

Cena should turn into a werewolf at the full moon. There's a lot of money to be made with Bella/Cena fic.

Cena should turn into a truck. There's a lot of money to be made with Optimus Cena.

Cena should snap and cut a promo blah blah submissions blah Hulk Hogan Bash at the Beach 96 heel turn blah

This is going nowhere. Mods...

Cena should get a cape and cowl, start talking in a growly voice, and buy a utility belt. There's a lot more money to be made from Bat-Cena.

Cena should convert to Scientology and start babbling on about stupid shit and that psychiatry is a farce and he can try and sell everyone an E-meter.

Lol, mods wont save you...

I have a good feeling this might be archive worthy if theres a day or twos trolling done...

Carry on :naughty:

OH EXPLOITABLE! TPWW MADLIBS!!!!

Noid post?

It was doomed the second you had the idea.

Works for me.

Cena should turn into a cat. There's a lot of money to be made with Pussy Cena.

Cena should start wearing a Kane mask and turn heel. That would make $$$$$

I really think somebody here needs to start a thread about John Cena's imminent heel turn. I can't believe there aren't any yet.

Cena should turn into a Stapler. Theres alot of money to be made with Stapler Cena

Cena should develop a psychological disorder where he believes he is a ghost. Then he gets super surprised when people can see him.

Cena should turn tricks. there's a lot of money to be made with Hooker Cena.

Does he come with an easy button?

Oh, StapleR.

Would be funnier seeing him trying to walk through walls, and not understanding why he can't.

I think I want to see someone now with an invisible gimmick. It can just be some jobber who believes he's invisible because nobody books or pays any attention to him.

Then he can just come out during someone elses match and jump around the ring for attention but nobody else sees him.

He could wrestle in a full body suit just so he could be seen.

I thought the vampire was the gay one.

Twilight = Homosexuality

So technically both of you are right.

I believe that the endgame of this storyline, will involve Mr. C giving a hand job to his father-in-law. Semen may or may not be involved.

You're probably right.

Somebody called for a mod? No? OK, cya later.

I'm pretty sure he's okay with them just bringing back haircuts.

Chicks can't be gay.

Stop with thiiis!

With out even reading any post in this thread I can tell you the endgame of any storyline.

The company in question wants to make you watch their product with a series of matches and promos. They want you to watch their show to get the ratings to appease their sponsors, share holders, and anyone else who can make a buck off of it. They want you to buy merchandise with their licensed images so they can make more money there. They want you to go to itunes and purchase theme music. All of this, while retaining their fanbase. They want to broaden their product demographic to the point where you'll buy AJ Styles Cock Rings or John Cena Penis Pumps (plus their new breakfast cereal, Santin-O's).
That's the end game of said storyline.

Good one, 450.