Hey Gertner (TLC Spoiler)
 

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q..._bryan_whc.png

:kiss:

lol just hope they don't pull a Christian with him.

Everyone taps.

Win by pinfall.

Bryan=WHC
Ryder=US Champ
Punk=Still WWE Champ

The internet has officially orgasmed.

http://i.imgur.com/EbMoq.jpg

<font color=goldenrod>In before Gertner just says "lol he won't hold the belt for more than a month"</font>

Bryan
Punk
Rhodes
Ryder
Kofi
Bourne

Smallest set of champions ever. Guess Vince's big man fetish is more or less dead now.

That reads like a really fresh list. Also, Gertner might go as far as to predict the end of the company now.

The one night I decide to have a fucking social life.

:foc:

Love that. The WWE Championship looks massive compared to the World Heavyweight Title there.

:heart:

That's going to my facebook right now

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Gert is probably just finishing beating the fuck out of a teddy bear.

The tears will soon commence.

I say have him lose it on RAW tomorrow.

Just terrible.

All I can hope for is that he loses it before Wrestlemania and is not going to be in one of the main events.

Having Punk as WWE Champion and Daniel Bryan as WHC kinda reminds me of when Eddie Guerrero was WWE Champion and Chris Benoit WHC.

Who hacked Lock Jaw's shit?

No way he's holding it to Mania, but I don't care. He's world champion, CM Punk is WWE Champion. Can't take away from the fact that, at this very moment in time, two internet/indy darlings are holding the two biggest titles in the company.

seriously. Two of the most deserving WCW-ers and now two most deserving Indy guys. :love:

I just thought of something.....isn't Final Battle coming up this week?

Coincidence?

It's a little weird (or not) how WWE began paying attention to the Internet, and the product is all of a sudden better.

The only real difference between Eddie and Benoit and Punk and Bryan is that the former were on a national stage in WCW. They were still the indy/internet darlings, and nobody thought either one would cut it in WWE's eyes.

Don't care what anybody says, without CM Punk and Daniel Bryan there would be very little in WWE today for me to care about. Other things are good, but those two are the ones that make me want to watch, they're the ones that remind me there are guys who love and know professional wrestling in WWE and care for it more than a lot other guys.

I meant it in that all four are/were smaller guys who can/could actually wrestle.

Gertner is such a good troll that he can get people riled up while he's not even here.

Amazing.

Does this mean Daniel Bryan is about to send out a bunch of cryptic text messages?

And one of them even actually deserves it!

Is he married by any chance? Any kids?

:shifty:

Lock Jaw is the Anonymous Wrestling Forum Gertner.

Gotta represent The Other Side when he isn't here.

The only real difference between Benoit, Punk, and Bryan is Punk and Bryan haven't killed anybody.

Are the dogs in the enclosed pool area? Is the garage side door open?

:shifty:

"The beard has been shaven. The Title is in the kitchen"

I think you guys are overestimating Gertner's emotional investment in wrestling.

Did you know Daniel Bryan Danielson has made mention of modeling his wrestling off of the work of Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit in his early career?

http://images.fandango.com/MDCsite/i...ris_benoit.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kmIHGDi2Ls...niel-Bryan.jpg

Who's he going to text? Who is he friends with?

Punk?

@peta The dogs are enclosed in the pool area, gate is closed cause I don't want Fuzzykins and Munchkin to get hurt. Left them meat-free meals for three days and plenty of water.

Which group had it easier being an indy internet darling or being shit on constantly in WCW?

At least Benoit and Eddie got to go when they were the undercard in WCW because no one higher up really gave a shit about the undercard.