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Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 08:37 PM

2011 The Rock sucks (and doesn't draw either apparently)
 
WWE has released a preliminary Survivor Series PPV figure of 280,000 total buys. The buy total for The Rock's big return match teaming with John Cena will likely grow by the time WWE reports fourth quarter earnings result, as the preliminary total is only through the end of November. From PWTorch

Last year did 240,000 buys. So The Rock's first match in 7 years only did an increase of 40,000 buys. MITB this year did an increase of 30,000 buys so is CM Punk 75% the draw Rock is? WTF.

This is disappointing as fuck because to me 2011 Rock sucks. And that is really shitty because The Rock used to be fucking sweet and easily one of the best professional sports entertainer wrestler people of all time.

I've been feeling this since the second time I watched Rock's comeback promo on February 14, 2011. It wasn't that good. He said some stupid ass shit (never leaving again) and he didn't bring anything new to the table.

- The Rock's has not cut a single good live promo in 2011. By good, I am talking about Rock standards. He isn't Daniel Bryan or Zack Ryder bad but that is literally impossible. The only promo I actually enjoyed was that one he did on Facebook where he is outside and talks about the Attitude Era and explains the HUGE mistake that was the "never leaving again" line.

- He was awful at Wrestlemania 27 apart from the Austin confrontation. He honestly ruined the main event.

- He looks like a roided freak

- He looks like Goldberg with that stupid goatee

- He just yells now and doesn't soothe us with the best trash talk you can get like he used to

- He always looks UNNECESSARILY INTENSE AND CONFUSED. What the fuck happened to Rock's brilliant facial expressions? He doesn't look cocky and cool anymore at all. He just looks really confused, lost and like he is taking a shit.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1npM1Wv1cg...7_ss_large.jpg
"What the fuck is going on?"

- He lost his charm man. He isn't as big of a draw as made out to be. I wonder how much of WM 27 buyrate was Rock's doing now but I still suspect the majority of that increase was 100% Rock.

- He seems like a bit of an arrogant jerk compared to the past if CM Punk's constant bitching is true

- He hasn't really changed up his promos that much which is disappointing as I thought he'd reinvent himself a little. And on top of that he doesn't deliver the promos the way he used to so they suck now

- The only good thing seems to be that he improved in-ring if Survivor Series is a taste of things to come. He busted out some sweet moves but it's hard to know for sure since he only wrestled like two minutes.

http://preview.filesonic.com/img/903061.jpg
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS MAN?

Rock Bottom 12-21-2011 08:51 PM

He's an actor now

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 08:51 PM

He's yet to hit "Rock Bottom". :lol:

Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom (Post 3709168)
He's an actor now

Then he should be better at playing a role and that's all a wrestling gimmick is

Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3709170)
He's yet to hit "Rock Bottom". :lol:

Contribute to the topic or go watch Boy meets world

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 09:05 PM

I'm watching BMW right now, thanks for asking.

Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 09:06 PM

I didn't ask

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 09:07 PM

Eh, my day was ok. Got a lot of work done for Christmas. I have all my shopping done, just have to pull in a couple of late days at work and I'll be all set for the holiday. Thanks for asking. How was your day?

Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 09:08 PM

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Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 09:09 PM

I swear you asked me how my day was and then edited your post.

Nicky Fives 12-21-2011 09:10 PM

PG-13'ers would rather cheer for Super Cena...... and they don't but PPV's.....

Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 09:11 PM

Another wrestling thread ruined by the "too cool for wrestling and dont really care but gonna post about it anyway but not really actually gonna post smartass offtopic comments" assholes

Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3709194)
I swear you asked me how my day was and then edited your post.

I didn't. Get your eyes checked or upgrade from INTERNET EXPLORER DOG

Now back on topic.

Does The Rock just not give a shit or is he actually nervous? He looks like he regrets coming back

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 09:13 PM

Why, yes I did get some sweets for Christmas. Got some chocolate covered pretzels. BRB, gonna go eat one.

Swiss Ultimate 12-21-2011 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3709194)
I swear you asked me how my day was and then edited your post.


I believe this because Trips has TPWW cred.

Corporate CockSnogger 12-21-2011 09:14 PM

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Ice Cream Bar 12-21-2011 09:17 PM

Butthurt 2011 Rock marks who don't want to face the truth? :lol:

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 09:19 PM

K, I'm back. It was a dark chocolate one. Probably my favorite. What's your favorite chocolate covered pretzel? I'd say you are an M&M kinda guy.

Swiss Ultimate 12-21-2011 09:23 PM

I am a big fan of milk chocolate myself.

Corporate CockSnogger 12-21-2011 09:28 PM

I miss the old white chocolate covered pretzels I used to buy as a kid. Haven't seen them in years.

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 09:30 PM

White chocolate is too sweet for my little tastebuds.

Malfeitor 12-21-2011 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3709217)
I am a big fan of milk chocolate myself.

You need Tru Moo in your life.

Corporate CockSnogger 12-21-2011 09:45 PM

I scrolled quickly using the scroll bar. It flashes really nicely. I recommend it unless you're epileptic.

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 09:47 PM

It's gone. :'(

Jura 12-21-2011 10:33 PM

This thread has been...

























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BATISTA BOMBED!!

Swiss Ultimate 12-21-2011 10:35 PM

Really starting to love Batista in retrospect.

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 10:42 PM

I miss Batista every day.

And BATISTABOMBED

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BatistaBombed! (Post 1753972)
hello it is me batistabombed

if you have forgotten who i am i enjoy doling out online BOMBBBBS to people who wrong me in the style of wwe wrestler Batista who is my favourite wrestler.

i have worked out a formula for my best bomb.

BB (best bomb not batistabombed lol) = 2t x r

where t is a thumb up and r is the ROARRRR sound that batista makes when bombing.

anyway discuss batista or elgar


VSG 12-21-2011 10:45 PM

lol had no idea about BatistaBombed!

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BatistaBombed! (Post 1538796)
BOMB BOMB BOMB BA BA BA BA BA BOMB BA BA BOMB
BOMB BOMB BOMB BA BA BA BA BA BOMB....BOMB BOMB BOMB


There used to be a lack of champions in the WWE.
You became the man inside of meee
BOMBSSSS began and that held people down for three.


But did you know,
That when you go
My eyes become wet and
The hero you are can be seen


BATISTTAAAAA
I have watched you give a bomb to Booker T.
OOOHHHH,
The more I watch of you,
The greater it feels, yeah.
And now that your BOMB is the champ.
All is right with the WWE.

NOW THAT YOUR BOOMMMMMBB is the champ
A happy man you have made out of meeeee


I heart you Batista and now you have to go bomb the Undertakerrrr


Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BatistaBombed! (Post 1538793)
the other day i was allowed to watch porn well when i say allowed i mean my mum didn't catch me. i was watching wwe ARMAGEDDON and waiting for Batista to beat smelly king booker and finlay wtf he has a lepruchan running around what a silly irishman

anyway i got off the point there.

i turned it over to pornography two women with BREASTS out kissing and i thought omg this is better than Mr Kennedy v the Undertaker Last Ride match but then i turned it back over and the main event was starting crisis averted


VSG 12-21-2011 10:51 PM

lol bless the guy.. Whose sock was it?

Corporate CockSnogger 12-21-2011 10:51 PM

hahaha that is great.

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BatistaBombed! (Post 1222810)
I like a bench at skool where I can chill with my buddies and look at the sexy ladies lol

Except most girls at my school have horse-faces :rant:


VSG 12-21-2011 10:53 PM

"the other day i was allowed to watch porn well when i say allowed i mean my mum didn't catch me.''

BRILLIANT :rofl:

Juan 12-21-2011 10:56 PM

Hey you guys, Ice Cream Bar wants me to tell you guys to be nice to him. Apparently someone hurt his feelings.

Triple Naitch 12-21-2011 10:56 PM

Sorry, we'll stay on track.

VSG 12-21-2011 10:57 PM

Thanks for babysitting us.

SEXUAL VANILLA 12-21-2011 11:01 PM

And if you two don't you are trolling. Which leads to a ban apparently.

SEXUAL VANILLA 12-21-2011 11:02 PM

Now with the topic:

Is it because The Rock does not care? I think it is because he hasn't reinvented himself at all which is a shame. Imagine if he did, this could have been like Jericho's 2007-2010 run (although part time but who cares).

Rock just gets a positive reaction no matter what he does so he doesn't push himself further (similar to WWE in general in a way)


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