If Duke Nukem was a real person...
 

How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)

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Eh why would I watch movies/play games with him when I can use him to get the ladies?

He'd probably be an asshole.

He would probably be in prison for rape.

Then break out of prison and get thrown back in for escaping prison and killing people.

why? hes the kind of guy women actually WANT

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm...tc16o1_500.jpg
No chance would I hang out with him...

cool, why not? I mean thats a guy who looks like duke nukem but I dunno if he thinks like Duke Nukem. I didnt mean hang out with a guy who looks like Duke Nukem, I meant hang out with Duke Nukem himself, a guy who thinks like Duke Nukem.

Duke loses 90% of his awesome factor if he's no longer able to carry 9 tons of guns and punch aliens to death.

He's not Duke Nukem, then.

Douche Nukem

He'd probably be a pretty big tool, honestly. Probably show up on Jersey Shore at least once.