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Iop 12-22-2011 06:07 PM

If Duke Nukem was a real person...
 
How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)

?

http://media1.gameinformer.com/image...-Forever-1.jpg

VSG 12-22-2011 06:18 PM

Eh why would I watch movies/play games with him when I can use him to get the ladies?

Jura 12-22-2011 06:56 PM

He'd probably be an asshole.

Xero 12-22-2011 07:01 PM

He would probably be in prison for rape.

Jura 12-22-2011 07:08 PM

Then break out of prison and get thrown back in for escaping prison and killing people.

Iop 12-23-2011 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3710351)
He would probably be in prison for rape.

why? hes the kind of guy women actually WANT

Extreme Angle 12-23-2011 10:17 AM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm...tc16o1_500.jpg
No chance would I hang out with him...

Iop 12-23-2011 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Extreme Angle (Post 3710892)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm...tc16o1_500.jpg
No chance would I hang out with him...

cool, why not? I mean thats a guy who looks like duke nukem but I dunno if he thinks like Duke Nukem. I didnt mean hang out with a guy who looks like Duke Nukem, I meant hang out with Duke Nukem himself, a guy who thinks like Duke Nukem.

Kane Knight 12-23-2011 12:02 PM

Duke loses 90% of his awesome factor if he's no longer able to carry 9 tons of guns and punch aliens to death.

Sixx 12-23-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iop (Post 3710318)
How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)

?

http://media1.gameinformer.com/image...-Forever-1.jpg

He's not Duke Nukem, then.

Jura 12-23-2011 02:15 PM

Douche Nukem

Xero 12-23-2011 02:35 PM

He'd probably be a pretty big tool, honestly. Probably show up on Jersey Shore at least once.


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