What does the future hold for young Matthew?
 

Saw this on the front page:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=svWG85GjTuk#!

So where do you see Matt going from here? He doesn't sound too much different in this video than most of the other ones he's made suggesting that he's turned a corner. Maybe a bit less grandeur in this one. I really think Matt needs to get out of wrestling and get himself an identity that doesn't involve being a public figure. Doubt it'll happen. What's everyone else got to say?

Nothing has changed.

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Thanks. Fucking YouTube never lets me have any fun.

This guy hasn't still realized (or accepted) 100% that he's got a problem.

There is one thing that's changed though, I don't think he referred to himself in the third person once in that vid...

This, above all else. He sounds like he's giving an acceptance speech. He should be apologizing to those people along with thanking them.

All he's doing is saying he's better in the video. He comes across like there's no problem.

<blink>SURPRISE!</blink>

Thanks WWE for paying for the rehab I got kicked out of.

"I would like to thank WWE for paying for my rehab. It's too damn bad those hard-asses have no tolerance for mouthwash."

There's the druggie that is all like "I need help! I wanna get out of this but I can't!"

And then there's the druggie that, like Matt, is all like "What? I don't have a problem".

Fixed.

Matt's like "If I take recreational drugs it can't be bad. After all, since when is recreation bad?"

"Jeff does drugs and he's main evented two companies!"

"I took some recreational drugs. This is a recreational vehicle. Seems like a fine mix."

"I was LEGALLY drunk! How was I supposed to know that was a bad thing???"

Also, to the people who are going to come in here with the express purpose of being appalled at our jokes: this is making fun of his sorry-ass excuses and post-misbehavior announcements, not his problem.

Matt: "I take Recreational Drugs because I believe in Recreation. You know, when you come back in another life".


:shifty:

Matt Hardy is a total fucking wreck... I just pray to whatever all knowing being that created the universe that when he kills himself, and he will kill himself even if it's not intentional, that he doesn't kill some poor innocent person too.

Jesus dude.

Matt is so fucked up he doesn't think stealing quotes from George Carlin is wrong.

I'm not stealing from the dead. I'm paraphrasing from the dead.

Fixed.

I approve of that edit.

Does misadventure include suicide?

Sounds like all his other videos.

that's one vote for finding religion.

Love these videos for the youtube comments alone:

robotfreshpies (59 minutes ago)
He got fucked in the ass in jail.

viper619ful (2 hours ago)
does that mean matt hardy is goin to turn face ?

SushiAU (11 hours ago)
Matt Hardy v Zack Ryder for the internet
championship

Thescreensaverr (11 hours ago)
What were you and Braden Walker talking about
backstage?

Like that isn't a legitimate concern? He's already been arrested for a DWI.

If he's going to drive under the influence and get killed by doing it, I hope he's alone, drives off a fucking bridge and doesn't hit anybody.

Is Russo booking his rehab?

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVE

Can we add a "who still gives two shits about Matt Hardy" option?

I don't agree with "wishing death", just that if they're going to drive under the influence, A. I'm not going to feel bad if they die and B. I hope they don't hurt anybody if they do get into shit.

Hes going to kill himself and be mentioned in 'biggest waste of potential' & 'shoulda been world champ' polls on TPWW with Owen Hart and Shelton Benjamin

Getting eaten by a dragon, most likely.

lol

I'd like to state for the record I never in my previous post wished Hardy harm. I simply stated the fact that he is so screwed up that odds are he is going to end up killing himself at some time, be it overdose, 'accident', or suicide. Honestly I wish I could say that I wished him the best, but to be fair I'm so sick of him that I just don't give a damn one way or the other. If he cleans up and sets himself strait good for him, but if he doesn't it's not going to bother me at all either.

why is he cutting a promo?

Huh. I really expected buttsex to win out over death.