Thread Kayfabe
 

Okay, the rules are simple. This thread is to be completely discussed in Kayfabe. No "inside terms", no talking about politics, no dirt sheet news. You are the average WWE fan in this thread.

The only news you can comment on and post on are things from the TV shows, WWE.com, their Facebook and their Twitter accounts and any other official venue which would be easily accessible to the average fan with internet access.

So how about what Kane did to Zack Ryder and John Cena last night on RAW?

omg h8 cna so much glad kane hurt him <3

Really concerned that CM Punk is going to lose the title to Dolph Ziggler at the Royal Rumble. Dolph has the strength and speed advantage and is a very good wrestler. Punk is a great wrestler too and he has his karate kicks and his patented Go 2 Sleep finishing maneuver, but Dolph has beaten Punk the last two times they wrestled.

Also, I don't trust the interim Raw general manager. I think he is going to do something to help Dolph Ziggler win the match.

is y2J a vampyr? y duz he sparkle

haha what chance does Bryan have against Big Show. Nobody can stop a guy his size.

I know, right? Only chance Bryan has is if someone BIGGER comes and helps him:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...onoffense2.jpg

Who are the 4 Horsemen and why are they going into the Hall of Fame?

I think we need to have a talk about what kayfabe means before this thread continues.

Yeah but his only move's a punch. That's shit.

Kayfabe is the belief that what is happening is real. Not a complete ignorance of the product. In this day and age it highly unlikely to meet a mark older than 12 who doesn't have either some mental problem or be extremely new to the product and have no internet.

Tbh I really hope Cena and Ryder are okay.

No-one deserves that, I know we boo Cena sometimes but Kane is an animal.

Rock posted a picture of him a gun, I think he might be planning to hurt Cena at mania

It's okay, you don't have to post in the thread :y:

It'll still be fun without you.

Oh, its ok he posted a picture of him lifting weights. They just must both be intense guy. Mania is gonna rule!!

OK Daniel Bryan easily beat Cody Rhodes who Randy Orton and Booker t both have had much more trouble beating. He beat kofi, dolph, Evan Bourne, he's beaten punk in the Indies! He has wins over every champion. He may very well be the best in the world. He's not above breaking rules. I could see him using a no dq situation to his benefit and somehow pulling a win over big show. Show has lost to men as small as Bryan before! Rey mysterio! So its not impossible that Daniel Bryan will walk away champion. Its just highly unlikely given big shows mind state. However, you also have mark Henry in the picture... and he has free reign in the match.

John Laurinitis should be fired by the board of directors! Sick of that man costing CM Punk the win so many times!

I didn't think I thought this thread was stupid. I was just explaining kayfabe before we moved on.

Yeah john lauranitus. Who is this Guy? He came out with Vince right? Is Vince in his ear do you think?

Yes, you explained something that everyone here knows. Thanks for your useless input and showing that you're nothing more than a mark for being in the business.

Anyway, Kane's a creepy dick.

Hey supreme requested it.

Fair enough.

Wow way to add a useless insult.

Of course I'm a mark for being in The business. If you aren't you need to quit. Its what I've wanted to do my whole life. Danielson is a mark for being in the business. As is cabana and punk and anybody worth a damn.

Ok ok guys this is ruining the whole thing. Let's just all leave it.

Someone should call the cops on him.

He's rising above hate, man!

I think the Board of Directors are silently behind him. I mean, they must approve, since it's been going on so long.

I didn't know backyard wrestling was "in the business."

I bet the Miz would give Laurinitis a vote of no confidence now.

When it comes to Raw GMs, the Miz just can't catch a break!

Clox, if you want to win most improved poster, then you need to learn to shut the fuck up

Do you think all the roster will kick Laurinaitis out too?

I sure hope so. The Guy has just crossed the line time after time.

@JohnCena oh oh! it's my bday lolziganz can i haz RT for my birfdayz?? #WWEnumber1fan

That guy from TNA Ric Flair and 3 random jobbers.


Part of me just died.

I think they used to be referees, I've seen one of them come out to break up fights before.

Guys, I am seriously afraid of Kane. Did you see what he did last night? First he DISAPPEARED... and then he was stalking Ryder without Ryder seeing him...

I think Kane has some serious ninja skills, and may, in fact, be The Batman.

OHHHHH!!! Wasn't he also that old guy in Evolution

Does this mean WCW Superstar Steve "Mongo" McMichael is going into the Hall of Fame?

And another part of me dies.

Batman? I think he might be Jason Fucking Vorhees.

this thread is making my head hurt