Wrestler Tweets
 

I've been thinking about this for a few minutes now so you know it's got to be a good idea.

Why not highlight tweets by various wrestlers you enjoy or just follow ironically. This thread will show off the smartest, funniest and dumbest tweets from the most well-known internet-savvy wrestlers.

Examples:

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IAmJericho Chris Jericho



Getting ready to debut a new character on <s>@</s>aots ... All will fear the TWISTACUTIONER!!! Airs on G4 Network tonight at 7pm <s class="hash">#</s>attackoftheshow

16 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply


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HulkHogan Hulk Hogan



Time to take back control <s>@</s>Visalus Shake with my Go then start sipping my Pro,train back and biceps,cardio,sit-ups.maby only 1/2 a cookie.HH

2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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JEFFHARDYBRAND Jeff Hardy



Myself...Visions ....Imagination....=LYNDAMERA LYNDAMERA LYNDAMERA Ø=Ü}Ø=Ü}Ø=Ü}

10 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

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WWEDanielBryan Daniel Bryan



I love the Briscoe brothers... here's a great video where they explain the life of indy wrestlers everywhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnzOZBtyP8Y&feature=share

23 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

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mikethemiz The Miz



Best part about Monday Night RAW shows in the LA area??? STEEL PANTHER!!!!

17 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

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HEELZiggler Dolph Ziggler



Life Lesson: if a girl cares more about ur internet provider, than you being a good provider... <s class="hash">#</s>THATSADEALBREAKERLADIES

17 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply


Hmmm...you know...maybe this is a bad idea.

CMPunk CM Punk
Great day so far. Time to kill it. By it, I mean you.
15 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

ColtCabana Colt Cabana
I'm hard at work on the perfect wrestling joke
12 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

ColtCabana Colt Cabana
Mickey Mouse + Orgasm = Paul Bearer
14 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

CMPunk CM Punk
Welcome to Bizzaro world. pic.twitter.com/CnJOdxXS
9 Jan
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WadeBarrett Wade Barrett
Watch me on WWE Superstars tonight against Japanese superstar Yoshi ████out. #BarrettBarrage
12 Jan

I dunno but I got The Rock and Hogan to tweet me by saying markish things.

Paul Bearer has on many occasions too. He will actually have a convo with you. Pretty cool dude.

This by far my favorite tweets ever though

people can keep their Punk's, Cena's, Rock's etc

PETE EFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIN GAS!

Did Barret say tw</>atsu

The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
Kim Jong has smallest ████ in world smaller than hulk hogan on the steroids

I would love to be the hourly employee being paid to type Sheik's tweets

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WWEAJLee A.J.



How exactly can I get my alarm clock to sing "Go Go Power Rangers"? That or the "Walker Texas Ranger" theme song. Both, equally inspiring.

10 Jan



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WWEAJLee A.J.



I've never been sure if I wanted to have children. Luckily, this plane just landed so ridiculously hard, the decision has been made for me.

9 Jan

WWEAJLee A.J.
Now that I'm older I look at The Magic School Bus differently. I don't think any parent would sign a permission slip for a trip to a rainbow
3 Dec

:heart: AJ

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WWEAJLee A.J.



RT "<s>@</s>AnthonyBourne11 <s>@</s>WWEAJLee I'll meet and get even with you in person <s class="hash">#</s>SOMEHOW! " Retweeting this in case this person murders me.

2 Jan

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WWEAJLee A.J.



I hope Natalya and Tamina don't ruin my homecoming with their incessant need, and impressive ability, to beat me to a pulp.

30 Dec

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WWEAJLee A.J.



You know when you almost knock something over and you grab it for a sec to reassure yourself it's not gonna fall?...

23 Dec

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WWEAJLee A.J.



Well I just accidentally grabbed another woman's ████. Shouted "Oh my God Sorry", & yet continued to hold onto her ████ reassuringly.

23 Dec

Even better with censorship.

Holy ████ that's good.

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jaybriscoe84 Jay Briscoe @



<s>@</s>CMPunk guess im not cosmetically pleasing enough for street cred either... WHOA My son just took a ████ on your action figure broski!!

31 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

CMPunk CM Punk @



<s>@</s>jaybriscoe84 pics, or it didn't happen.

31 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

The Warrior retweeted my Warrior tattoo about 2 days ago. I marked out with Lulz.

DavidGrimason David Grimason
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@UltimateWarrior The ULTIMATE tattoo!! a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc…
14 Jan Favorite Reply Delete
Retweeted by UltimateWarrior

I'm in love with AJ... and CM Punk.

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jaybriscoe84 Jay Briscoe



Since we the same age now (for a week) mark thinks he can bark out orders now during the <s class="hash">#</s>DeadBirdSweep. ████ that mother████er. <s class="hash">#</s>Poultry

42 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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WWEAJLee A.J.

Kaitlyn is coming over to help decorate my neck brace with puffy Lisa Frank stickers. A unicorn will adorn my trachea. http://img.ly/daT9

2 hours ago

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shes even pulling a DDP! lol

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mikethemiz The Miz



1st or Last I'm still winning the Rumble! <s class="hash">#</s>MizHeadlineMania

24 Jan

Please merge this with the 100K thread.

or just rename this 'The Iron Sheik Thread'
 

the_ironsheik North korea deserve to get fucked in ass by the world
about 7 hours ago

the_ironsheik The north korea eat dog and raccoon ass for the lunch everyday #teamsheikie
1 day ago

the_ironsheik Scott hall hair look like pakistan inside of ass
2 days ago

Hmmm...intriguing idea.