More claims by Hulk Hogan
 

Hulk Hogan claimed today that he was the original choice for Vice President by John McCain in the 2008 Presidential race but did not want to go against the wishes of Chuck Norris.

Not to be outdone, Kurt Angle chimed in that he was actually Vince's first choice in impregnating Stephanie to give him a successor to the McMahon name, Vince then turned him down due to the fact that Angle's genes would overpower and eventually rewrite the McMahon DNA.

In further news Linda Hogan is claiming, that Hulk, Kurt, Vince, Triple H, Dixie Carter, The Ultimate Warrior, and half of the New York Giants are in fact homosexual and then went back to doing a line off a 20 yo's chest.












All claims made by the poster is a work of fiction and intended for entertainment value only, much like Hogan's claims of could have been in Metallica, could have stared in The Wrestler and Robin Hood Men in Tights, and well pretty much whatever comes out of Kurt Angle's and Linda Hogan's mouth.

please cite your source(s)

Bob Sanders

I believe the Robin Hood & Wrestler stories. I do.

as for the Metallica one... I think I remember him mentioning about their tryouts in the mid eighties after cliff burton died.... but since then it has obviously morphed into said story

Has any of them claimed to have invented the question mark?

Kurt Angle is a god.

I believe the Robin Hood story...

Yeah. He also confirmed this on a radio show a few weeks back. He went into detail about his creation and his real plans for humanity too.

Turns out, murder: not a sin.

lol Hogan
 

What a dreamer, Saying he turned down to be in The Wrestler..

What next, he's gonna say he turned down the lead role in Bill and Ted 3??? :rofl:

He also turned down the bass spot in Metallica

So I heard, I kinda feel sorry for him, no wonder his wife dumped him xD

He also once did a dropkick!!!

After everything he's said this week, you post the most believable one?

Good work.

I know Hasney :)

To be fair though, the Wrestler would have probably been awful if it had Hogan in it.

#irrelevantpostmadebyirrelevantposter

Such a long word for you, It's not irrelevant it's a fucking fourm :). So
Am entitled to post whatever I please. If you don't like it kiss my ass.

I herd that Hulk Hogan turned down the Charlie Sheen role in the reprise of Two and a Half Men out of respect for his good friend Charlie Sheen, and so that his struggling Hollywood pal Ashton Kutcher could get some work. What a man.

Its slightly irrelevant in that theres already a thread for this.

I was actually talking about my own post being irrelevant. But since you chose to insult me you can go fuck yourself. :foc:

I tried to find proof of this, but all I ended up finding was instructions on how to do a legdrop like hogan:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2252933_do-l...like-hulk.html

Hope you're taking notes Ramm,we all know you base your ring style on the Hulkster:D

In that case you'll need this(i think it's been a well kept secret until now right?) http://www.ehow.com/how_3390943_perf...-comeback.html

Hes the biggest Hogan mark on here,kinda creepy

I herd Hogan was going to take Joe Mauer's spot as the catcher for the Twins but his knee's were too bad so he turned it down.

lol. So the three Hogan threads made in the past day are all necessary?

I could never replicate Hogans awesome ring skills. Not even worth trying.

Does the wrestling forum really need this many wrestling threads? :p

Yeah, The Wrestler was a huge film here and won awards but if your real about it and it was Hogan in the film it would have been slated before it even got released, if it did get released at all, we all know that

wasn't a huge fan of The Wrestler...... Hogan would have made it 10x worse......

Hogan's a democrat.

Proving he's not all bad, brother! Though all he said that he voted for Obama and many people voted for Obama who weren't democrats.

You just said that Hogan wasn't all bad.

Who needs Matt facts when you got Hogan's claims.

I can never imagine Hulk Hogan in Metallica...the band would split up when his ego gets in their way.