Rank A Wrestler #66 : New Jack
 

Rank New Jack!!

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1, because there is no ZERO option

I happened to be at the TWF show in Jacksonville where he stabbed William Lane. He is a piece of garbage who honestly shouldn't be allowed to wrestle due to his inability to be a professional. He gets 1 point only for having good theme music, and because like Juan said, there was no zero. I've seen him live on numerous occasion, and he's garbage, just like his style of "wrestling"

3..... and I feel as though I am being generous.....

I gave him a generous 2, only because I can think of a few names (we may never have here) that I would probably rate lower, and I like to have that little bit of leeway to say someone is worse if I feel it fitting. (Plus, the theme music.)

If there was a zero option, I would have rated him a one. If that makes sense.

How is what New Jack does "wrestling"?

New Jacks style of "wrestling" is basically covert legal assault with a deadly weapon that sometimes drifts into attempted murder.

1 cause there isn't negative numbers in this fuckin thing. Though he makes the Disciples of the New Church look like the Four Horseman.

Who gave him a 10? If that was you Tna I think somebody should be saying "have a ban" to you in the near future. Just sayin'.

2.

When I was a 13-year-old mark, he was insane and crazy and I thought it was cool.

But yeah, he's shit.

Nevermind, it was Autobahn. Yay for votes being public!

1, most of his matches contain him beating the shit out of people with weapons, a bit of brawling, more garbage stuff and him jumping off a balcony half killing himself and then get beat....well that's his ECW stuff anyways. cool entrance theme but he's no wrestler.

Fixed.

5: zero wrestling ability but he brought something else to the table. You knew exactly what you were going to get from his matches and were enjoyable if you liked that kind of thing, which most ECW fans would have at the time.

Also deserves bonus points for being a funny motherfucker in shoot interviews.

4. He's not as terrible as some are making it, but he's pretty awful nonetheless.

I'm going to say 3... my scale of 1-10, a 5 would be an average worker, so he is below average as a worker to me. Also he is super dangerous to his opponents and the boys in the back so that knocks him down a notch to three. He had redeeming qualities in Paul Heyman's booking such as his awesome entrance song playing his entire match, jumping off of high things through tables, and some hardcore stuff that would get the crowd going nuts.

However I think he is a piece of shit, and I really really hope that one day he gets in the ring with someone who quietly decides to rock his shit so bad he never thinks about stepping in the ring again. I don't know if I want him stapled or stretched but I do know he deserves to be injured to the point where he cannot make money in wrestling. I wish someone would tear his ankle to shreds, knock his teeth down his throat, and then staple his last paycheck to his bloody razor cut head.

Fuck New Jack, he's a piece of shit.

5 but only cuz he got nudes of terri runnels

He'd literally kill whoever did that.

1, only Kane is worse

Not much of a wrestler....1.

2 because I don't throw out 1's all willy nilly. Too much exaggeration in these 1-10 things. New Jack had at least a bit of entertainment value. I save my 1's for the completely immobile (The Great Khali).

I gave him a 3 cuz of his theme is awesome he is somewhat entertaining and in the video above at 2:02 check it out its hilarious haha but he has no wrestling ability

He was over like a motherfucker though

LOL What ?

Terrible wrestler, but tons of charisma and very over. 5 for me.

1, purely because he is a professional wrestler (both professional and wrestler are debatable) but he is a known name from the old ECW days thats about it.