Ted Dibiase Heel Turn Idea
 

As we all know, the DiBiase Posse is a run away train. A cultural annomoly. Here's quite possibly the greatest heel turn since Hogan joined the NWO.

DiBiase will be at one of his Tailgate parties, signing some autographs, cooking hot dogs and burgers. Well one day the unthinkable happens: he burns a hot dog. The kid looks at him with tears in his eyes, crushed by the fact that his hero burned his hot dog. Dibiase puts it behind him and finishes another epic party.......but something just isn't right.

The next party DiBiase is having a time, and all of a sudden he serves a burnt burger. The kid looks angrily at the burnt piece of meat and yells "DiBiase DiBurnt my DiBurger!"

DiBiase is embarassed and leave the party early.

The next day, DiBiase is about to cook his meat, but starts sweating, and shaking nervously. A gentleman asks for a burger, when all of a sudden DiBiase SNAPS!!!!!!! He puts the man in the Million Dollar Dream and becomes a loner submission machine!!


This is what I did at work today.

I think he should SNAP and serve expired meat at his next party. THEN when everyone is all puking, he steals their wallets.

DiBiase: Posse of One

He can use the million dollar drop as a finisher and call it "Posse Whipped"

He's serving undercooked meat, which results in people getting tapeworm, and then it's discovered that Dibase owns shares in all the tapeworm med companies...

Which inevitably results in a tapeworm on a pole match. In a shocking twist though, the tapeworm turns heel and becomes a loner submission machine.

:lol:

Good use of work time, I see.

How about a DiBiase Date Rape at a DiBiase Posse Party?

Somebody spikes the DiBiase Drink of one of the fat housewives who tailgate the DiBiase Posse Party and all sorts of mischief ensues.

Nice.

Whatever they're paying you, it's way too much.

Ted can back Eve finacially and Feud with Zack...

We all want Eve's boyfriend to be either Claudio, Chris Hero, or Tyler Black.

Why did you have to bring the Kardashians into this man?

his partner can be the ice cream man

he can feud with cm punk

Nah, it's gotta be Curt Hawkins. "You put your broskis before your bro, so now I got your hoski, bro."

I like the idea of DiBiase holding shares in tapeworm med companies, actually. :-\