Hardcore Championship 24/7: The Game
 

Time to play a game. Let's post a wrestler to become the inaugural "Hardcore Champion" and then the next poster has a wrestler/manager/diva/forum member/anyone wrestling related pin them in some over the top (or not) way to become the newest hardcore champion. The next poster does likewise.

Example:

Inaugural champion: Crash Holly

Poster 2: King Kong Bundy defeats Crash Holly via Avalanche.

Poster 3: Rhyno gores King Kong Bundy.

And so on...

So....shall we begin?

Inaugural Champion: Crash Holly.

Shelton's Momma defeats Crash Holly via smothering

Shelton Benjamin beats his mom with the brick he stole from her purse

Mighty Molly defeats Shelton Benjamin with a frying pan.

Kenny Omega defeats Shelton Benjamin with a Hadouken!

Kenny Omega is defeated by KENNY of the Spirit Squad after hitting him with pompoms.

Mighty Molly wonders why those guys over there are fighting. She then leaves with her championship.

Mighty Molly runs into David Young. They stop to say hello.

David notices her belt - hits her with a massive spinebuster on the floor and wins.

NEW CHAMPION - David Young

David Otunga hits the Verdict on David Young after asking who he was and pinning him for the title.

Otunga then drinks coffee.

New Champion: David "A-List" Otunga.

HHH tells Otunga that if he's going to marry into money, to aim higher than Jennifer Hudson. Otunga agrees and hands over the title to HHH in shame.

New Champion: HHH

Stephanie has intercourse with Triple H in which she is on top. A referee comes in out of nowhere and counts the pinfall

Stephanie McMahon is now champion

Stephanie falls asleep. Vince comes in to do his usual 'sleeping breast exam' on her.

Since they're touching and she's on her back, same referee appears and counts 3.

New Champion: Vince McMahon

Randy Savage comes back from the dead, makes sweet love to Steph like he allegedly did when she was a teenager, gives her the "big elbow" and leaves without touching Vince. Just a giant "Fuck you, why am I not in the HoF yet" move.

Still Champion: Vince McMahon.

:lol:

The Genius comes out of nowhere and hits Vince McMahon with his scroll and pins Vince for the win.

New Champion The Genius.

The Genius: I am the world's smartest man! Winning this title is my master plan! Vince you should put my family into the Hall of Fame it's not our fault the WWE future is doomed in the Hands of the Game.

Vince in order to stop The Genius from doing anymore poetry he rolls him up for a three count

New champion Vince again.

Right after Vince's 2nd title win - in walks The Great Khali.

Vince gets a huge erection for him - based on his size, look and overall lack of talent.

He decides he must put a title on him immediately - at which point he lays down and allows Khali to simply pin him, which Khali botches - but he is still named Champion.

Winner and New Champion: Great Khali

The Internet is pissed at this, and gang jumps Khali. During the beat down Khali taps out to The Internet.

New Champion- The Internet

Your mother wins the championship via breasts.

Nice to know my mom is the new Hardcore Champion...

KayfabeMan offers to take the title from 450's mom - to keep her out of harms way.

She is a smart woman, with a great son - so she accepts.

KayfabeMan is the new Champion.

FOR THE RECORD: That is some Dusty Rhodes, Hulk Hogan, HHH, Kevin Sullivan, Vince Russo booking right there.

Thus Far We Have:

Crash Holly
Shelton's Momma
Shelton Benjamin
Mighty Molly
Kenny Omega
Kenny [Spirit Squad]
Mighty Molly
David Young
David Otunga
HHH
Stephanie McMahon
Vince McMahon
Lanny Poffo
Vince McMahon
The Great Khali
The Internet*
FourFifty's Mom
KayfabeMan

*Technically being Champion, someone on the internet awarded the title to 450's Mom.

Repo Man reposes the Hardcore Championship, thus becoming the new champion.

FourFifty's mom dazzles Repo Man with her hereditary dance moves and rolls him up

FourFifty's mom has regained the Hardcore Championship

Rammsteinmad attempts a Cobra, but is distracted by an Iop post. Taking advantage, Fourfifty's Mom jobs him out. :(

Fourfifty's mum falls asleep with the cat sitting on top of her. Ref counts it. Fourfity's mum's cat is the champion.

Yokozuna sits on the cat and crushes it. Yokozuna is the new hardcore champ.

Yoko loses to Mr. Fuji after the old powder in the eye trick.
New champion: Mr. Fuji

Mr Fuji celebrates by putting on his hat and gets surprised by Daniel Bryan who puts the LeBell Lock to make Fuji tap.

YES! YES! YES! Daniel Bryan is the new hardcore champion.

Chuck Norris yanks the title from Daniel Bryan's hand, ripping his arm his body as well.

New Hardcore Champion: Chuck Norris

Tutankhamun kills Chuck Norris with his mummy powers. New champion.

A jew that helped build the pyramids comes back to life and steals the title

New champion really old jew

Crash def old jew with gold coin

DTTS defeats Crash in the back of an alley with a syringe filled with bleach.

DTTS then retires the championship.

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Pete Gas finds the championship in a dumpster and declares himself the new Hardcore champion.

But then Pete Gas slips on a puddle of water and is KO'ed. Water is the new Hardcore Champion

Then the water evaporates

With the water evaporated, the hardcore title gets swiped by Rainbow Dash who declares herself the new champion.