Where should I watch WrestleMania
 

So tomorrow is WrestleMania. The Granddaddy of them all, as some people put it. The question is, where should I watch it? I have a few offers on the table, and I'm taking it to you people, right here on tpww.net! [/cheap pop]

Offer 1
I have a friend who lives about half an hour away. Her place is off of multiple dirt roads in the middle of nowhere. Good sized tv, and the person who is hosting is a damn good cook.

Pros
Good sized tv
Chance of really good food
My sister might be there (get to make fun of the mark)
She drinks more than I do, which means there will be booze

Cons
Half an hour out of my way
Can't drink, as I'll have to drive back
My sister might be there (have to put up with the mark)
Amber won't be able to stop by after work

Offer 2
KaosDarkSoul is ordering it. He lives about 5 mins away (if that). I enjoy his company. He's an educated fan, so I'll have someone to talk to there who knows wtf is going on. All I need to do is grab a 12 pack, and Amber is bringing over a cheese ball after work. His roommate is also pretty cool (and fucking tall).

Pros
Good company
They offered to pick me up so I can drink
Amber will be showing up after work, so I have a DD home

Cons
No cats in the house
Not a lot of beer drinkers in the house
If I get sloppy drunk there will be 2-3 co-workers there to make fun of me.

Offer 3
I could always catch a stream, and sit here with all of you. I don't have to share my beer, I don't have to worry about getting a ride home if I get drunk, and there will be 4 cats scampering around the house to amuse me during the Diva match and filler segments.

Pros
I get to hang out with all of you
I can watch it in my underwear if I want to
No driving
Don't have to share any beer
4 cats to amuse me during down time

Cons
I get to hang out with all of you
Pretty anti-social dick move
Finding a stream can be a pain in the ass
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So, TPWW.net, where should I watch WrestleMania?

Why is it a pro if there is going to be booze if the con is you can't drink any of it?

I choose two. Though I'm not a fan of cats cause I'm pretty allergic. If drinking is more important to you than eating choose party one. Or ask your sister to take some of the good food back from party one so you can have that later.

I think this WrestleMania will be worth watching and wouldn't want to see it on a shitty computer screen.

Offer 2.

#2 ftw. Always better to watch WM with somebody every year. That way you have good friends and good convo even if you disagree about certain aspects of the show. I unfortunately, have no option but to just sit at home and watch the show. Better than nothing, I guess.

I'd go with option 2 as well.

I guess it depends on where you live...

Offer 4:
Kill Yourself

Pros:
You save money
You'll stop positing

Cons:
No one to make fun of with a fucking Kane Mask tattoo.

Offer #2

With me.

You fucking Jew.

What's the television size on option 2?

You should come over. That is all

The guy who talked to Vince and got hundreds of thousands of dollars from him is not ordering the biggest pay-per-view of the year himself.

Wow.