The Brock Thread
 

WOOOOOOOOOOO! If he didn't come back tonight I might have gone back to missing shows.

Pretty good post Mania raw.

I see A-Train being dropped or becoming a "Big Daddy V" type character.

DB needs to be prominent on Smackdown! tomorrow.

I don't see a logical way on how Rock can get the title and not show up weekly, I guess he challenges some one and loses.

Woooooo rasslin!

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I am going to go out on a limb and say that I am possibly the biggest Brock Lesnar mark ever on this website. He was the reason why I re-started watching WWE after missing out on the Attitude Era and the Invasion storyline. He was the reason why I watched Smackdown. I cannot be more happy as a wrestling fan. This is a dream come true for me. I am marking the fuck out!

Fat. Glad he didn't talk.

Great RAW! While rock and Brock had a great moments, the punk and Jericho moment was truly great. And really, the thing that made it great was the insanity of the crowd. Seriously, the crowd made every moment ten times better.

A-train and Eve were the low points of the night, but everything else was top notch

Rock wins the RAW MITB case at the MITB PPV..obviously.

He's got movies to do for now. My money is on him winning the 2013 Rumble

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Well we saw what happens when Brock gets off the roids and supplaments. I'm glad he's back, but he looked like a deflated balloon.

In a way it's fine. I'd rather see these guys hit the age of 50 before dying on us. But it was just kind of striking to see what these guys were doing to themselves even up until a few years ago.

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that's Brock Lesnar not on steroids

he's just probably given himself some "downtime". Even with that said you couldn't really tell what shape he's in except he's not got much size (in Brock terms) on his arms rn

It's no big deal that he is slightly smaller but fuck don't come out looking like a slob. He was wearing a shirt a size too big with no tan and his pants were dragging on his shitty old gym shoes.

Despite that it was still epic but it kind of did take away from it.

Nah.

Rock is obviously winning the Royal Rumble. Cena will be champ. He will face Cena again at Mania.

Cena will win.

I was thinking that he could eventually get knocked on the head and he would snap back into A-Train...I can see WWE really doing that if this Lord Tensai doesn't go over.

I think it's a bit silly that they (apparently) aren't going to acknowledge his former character. It could easily be a footnote that he went to Japan and became so and so. It hasn't been that long has it? Surely people know who he is.

I can see Kane Knight engaging in regular masturbation after RAW episodes now that Lord Tensai is "back".

(Kane Knight had a legitimate man crush on Albert back in 2003 for those that don't kmow).

I was dying laughing at that guy

I was doing the same in my living room.

As far as A-train goes, I hope hes used right.

Brock wise, I hope that w.e ailment he has (I forget the name offhand) doesn't do him in, like it did in mma.

I can’t see it happening right away, but I can’t see them waiting a year either. SummerSlam seems perfect to me.

I lol'd at him. In the middle of doing it he took a quick look at the camera. Pretty rofl.

wonder if they had a backup plan if Lesnar didnt show up..

While Lesnar returning was great...that crowd reaction sent chills down my spine

So the concept is stars who left WWe return to beat Cena up? I like it!

How long is Angle's contract with TNA? I wouldn't be surprised if he starts stroking Vinnie Mac's grapefruits to return.

Jesus obviously has to come back..I mean, the whole stabbing thing can't be that easily forgotten..

Others
Angle, Goldberg, JBL, Rob Van Dam, Kevin Federline, Batista...

Cena isn't going anywhere near the WWE championship ever again/for a very long time.

I advise people to unlearn John Cena.

We have such huge stars hanging around in the WWE now, I'm even more surprised that people actually think Cena is still somehow "on top" or whatever than I was surprised that people thought he would beat The Rock in Miami.

John Cena = Big Fish

WWE = Little Pond

Rock = Big Ass Shark

Brock = Nuclear Submarine

Triple H is the Kraken. The Undertaker is Davy Jones. Dunno.

And let's not forget CM Punk, who is being groomed as the guy to take Cena's place after the dust settles, if and when the big boys go away forever/mostly forever. John Cena is a piece of meat that is going to be thrown to the wolves on his way out. Please understand this so that when the WWE moves on, you all go with it without confusion!

Just glad Brock wore a shirt so we didn't have to see the penis on his chest during raw

i could've gone without seeing that brock signing with wwe spoilers posted here previously, so the mark out moment was diminished by quite a bit. however, it is still awesome seeing a tiny lesnar back

fckn epic moment!!! the cena heel turn is in full effect

Yeah, but how often are people in the IWC wrong? It's a bigger spoiler when you try to catch raw later via YT, and the top videos that pop up are this exact spoiler. :(

About the "not on 'roids" thing: yeah, the MMA pic higher up the thread is how he looks off the gas, but compare that to the footage of him on his 'tron. Then compare both of those to him actually walking out. His arms were pretty flabby looking. He's still a big fucker, no doubt, but not nearly AS imposing as he used to look.

Not saying I'm not glad to see him back. Just saying, now, he kinda looked like Sandman minus beer/cig/cane.

Are we taking this as a longterm/perminant signing for Lesnar? Or will it be a slow burn/long build to a match versus Cena? If it's the latter, he has plenty of time to train.

But I'm not at all bothered about what kind of shape he is in tbh. Been a Brock mark for a loooooooong time, think it was only this past year that I did away with his skull image as my avatar. Very pleased to see him back in whatever capacity.

Agree. I didn't think he looked in shape at all - soft is a pretty fair description of how he looked. And in terms of kayfabe, he didn't need to talk, dropping Cena said it all.

I hope he still remembers how to talk on the mic for next time.

I would have to doubt that rumor about him being so late is true.

Rumour is that Brock will be making a couple of appearances per month, with more in the build to Mania.

But perhaps more interesting is the idea of Rock vs Brock as the Main Event for Mania 29.