WWE stealing my ideas
 

As we all know, I am the source for the Sport of Professional Wrestling and pretty much every opinion and idea I have is gold. Well, the WWE has stolen an idea I've had for years: Barry Stevens

I always thought it'd be awesome if some shitty looking heel who is terrible on the mic, cut horrible insult heel promos. He'd get over huge. Yet again, I am a genius and therefore should be worshipped by you.

Also, Daniel Bryan is terrible and should be losing to Heath Slater.

Thank you.

how about a gimmick where the wrestler is an unemployed bum with a lard ass bitch? HADOUKEN

I hate when people steal my ides.

fucking Clooney stole my Ides one time

They stole Austin 3:16 from me.

Ides of <s>March</s> April

wow, pulled a Clox there

Do you love Heath Slater because he was the shitty looking heel who is terrible on the mic that you had in mind?

lol Heath Slater is amazing. I literally want to punch my tv when he's on.

Flo Rida agrees.

Heath Slater is great. One of my favourite heels at the moment. I love how he always comes out pumped up and energised for whoever his opponent is, even if it's someone who absolutely kicked his ass the last time they fought.

lol. I'd like to see a list of people you DON'T like.

I feel like it would be the shortest Noid post ever.

As night and day as we think however, I refuse to believe you mean it when you say Heath Slater is one of your favorite heels.

The dude is the goods in the ring, too:

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Even though I had no doubt that Gabriel would win that match from the start of it, these guys actually had me lost in the action. There were moments where I thought that Slater was going to pull it off.

If WWE started stealing my ideas they wouldnt be stealing my ideas for very long.

Who is easier to dislike than Heath Slater? From his annoying smooth-looking red hair to his hick accent to his inability to stop smiling even though he hasn't won a match in like forever. He's the perfect guy to send out there when you want someone to beat up a face for five minutes before getting hit with their signature moves and getting pinned. I feel that Santino Marella will take the US Title to SmackDown! later this year if they do some sort of draft. Heath Slater would make a tremendous US Champion. Being a winner is the only thing that would make Slater even more dislikeable.

If Heath Slater gets to a point where he's beating up anyone of note for five minutes, first of all, I'd just laugh because there is a guy who I'm supposed to like getting beaten up by a black hole of charisma who looks like Wendy and secondly, it would be a very dark day for WWE. lol

Yeah, they'd be out bankrupt and out of business. :rofl:

Heath Slater pinned Chris Jericho and Edge at Summerslam. NEVER FORGET.

I must say, the shitty Juggalo tattoos you suggested were a huge plus.

fucking Gertner editing his error so my hilarious Ides Of March post doesn't make sense

YOUR Ides of March post? :mad:

I thought this was going to be about Bryans 18sec loss honestly,not sure if i'm disappointed or not now.

Heath Slater's stupid air guitar is ridiculous

Heath Slater needs to grow a mustache to get real world cred.