Before we call ourselves marks...
 

lol... holy fuck.

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I love the air counts. If you aren't completely bored, skip to 8:00, lol.

EDIT: found a condensed version

He actually bet his life savings, totaling $53.97, that Cena would win the match. That's what he gets for believing Ryan Clark.

aaahahahahahaha

I was rooting for Cena and when he went for the people's elbow, I jumped up and said "Rock wins". How can anyone who has watched wrestling for any decent amount of time think that was a good thing for Cena's chances? lol

This isn't as funny when it's not a little kid crying over Cena. Thanks to Rock Bottom I only wasted like 3 minutes of my life watching this.

Also, the old lady in the background with her freshly combed hair. "Gaah, Rock beat 'im."

Yeah but did you do it with your MAW 'N' PAW and two entirely separate beards on your face, rofl

I marked the fuck out at WM19 but it wasn't NEARRRRRRRRRRLY like this. Not even close + my family

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was kinda like this

I was watching in a club with a ton of little kids with their Cena shirts and armbands and they were all leaving in tears. Felt pretty bad for them. lol

Wow that's actually pretty fucked up. rofl

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Holy shit! It's everywhere!

(throws his Poontang Pie shirt and pulls out GREEN CENA SHIRT.)

NEVER AGAIN!

nah. fuck those kids. marks

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u mad little kid?

Leave the kids alone. It's still real to them. Dammit.

Seriously though. Shouldn't the WWE be all over this?

I mean, if you Titantronned a bunch of little kids crying and then brought Cena out to beat the fuck out of these guys, I just might get on board. That would be so pure and old school that I would want the fucker to win his matches.

lol. Beat the fuck out of what guys?

Kids actin' like Cena just broke the news that there is no Santa Claus.

Anyone who made the little kids cry? fuck, Hulk don't care, Hulk angry.

Wow, I didn't know Xero and Kane Knight shared a cousin.

Seriously. Entertain me, because this is way out there.

Dark arena. Crowd: WTF

Titantron: Kids crying

John Cena beats the fuck out of someone.

Who cares if it makes sense, it is gold.

This whole thing and the scene I saw at WrestleMania with all those crying kids kinda made me think...

We're grown men who are sharing a form of entertainment with children... and we badly want them not to get their way. Like... we want them to cry their eyes out so we can get our way with our wrestling. lol

Seriously never thought of how lame it is before.

We're like... on par with someone who has a niece or nephew on their lap and they take a nickel out of your pocket and you get mad and take back from them. lol

Yeah, that's really fucked up. At first I was :lol:, then I was :(

Why would you not discourage stealing? No wonder the world is going to hell in a hand basket.

Maybe they need to go back to wrestling cartoons or have some type of young kids' wrestling show so we can watch these guys fake fight like grown men.

Cena would make a pretty good animated character.

At least we're not people videotaping this shit and putting it on YouTube though. I mean, imagine how black your soul is if you are gonna YouTube some destroyed kid crying because superman got kryptonited.

I am taking heat off of this, that's actually pretty funny imo.

I try and enlighten the youth of America. Every live event I've been to, I try and discuss the highlights of Triple H's career and why he is the perfect model for who your favorite wrestlers should be (minus breaking JR's arms).

Bad example. Touche, sir.

Youd think The Rock just walked out pulled a gun and shot Cena from the way these kids are acting. That little boy on the phone looks like he was spiraling into depression.

Also, the mannequin fucking.

Shit was a lot harder in October 02 than when WWE came in December 09 and HHH/Orton headlined. Seriously proud of the life changing experience Triple H gave us here that night. I'm actually feeling precum leak out of the tip of my penis at the thought of that magnificent night.

We were all kids at some point. If Hulk Hogan had lost to Andre the Giant, I'm sure me and all the other kids watching would have acted similar.

People were fucking dumb in the 80s thanks to all the crack babies and hippies raising kids during that time. We expect more from the offspring of a smarter generation.

I don't see how a grown man can cheer for John Cena over The Rock.

Kids are smarter. They love Cena. Real recognizing real. Respect. Two fingaz.

I'd break my fucking sons "fingaz" off. I'd rather my son wear pink, tuck his balls, and listen to Justin Bieber than cheer for John Cena.

Speaking of having children, what the fuck is up with clubs not playing Motörhead when I request it? Chicks love grinding that shit on your junk to "Line in the Sand".

Because not everyone still gets hooked by Rock's tired old schtick. And as a person, Cena comes off as a nice guy who gets shit on by so many grown men that it actually endears me more to the character. These two things mixed with the fact that he came off as the underdog to a guy way more over than him and Rock came off as a prick made me cheer for Cena over The Rock.