The Worst Gimmicks in Wrestling-Tournament Nomination Thread
 

Inspired by the "Greatest Wrestler Ever" tournament I am holding nominations for a tournament featuring the worst gimmicks in wrestling history, from WWE, to WCW, from ECW, to ROH, anything you can think of.

Up to 4 nominations each poster. I want to see nominees ranging from bizarre over the top gimmicks to just plain "what the fuck were they thinking" gimmicks.

Shockmaster
Gobbledy Gooker
The Goon

and the Shockmaster.... twice... yes... twice..

Glacier
Kerwin White
Mr. America (Hogan)

Lord Tensai
Ryback

"The One" Billy Gunn.

The Ding Dongs

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Oh come on, I know you didn't like Ding, but you're a huge Dong fan.

Chris Champagne Kanyon
The Maestro
Kwee Wee
"Lil Naitch II" AJ Styles

Phantasio
Battle Kat
Isaac Yankem D.D.S.
The Fat Chick Thrilla

"Stuttering" Matt Morgan
Mantaur
Bastion Booger
Oz

Lord Tensai
Bob "SparkPlug" Holly
Steve "Real Man's Man" Regal
Eugene

The Yeti
Beaver Cleavage

Ta-Gar Lord of the Volcano

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Every gimmick Mike Awsome had in WCW
DDP motivational speaker
Sparky Plugg
Kiss Demon
Festus
Kane 'May 19th'
Paralysed Linda McMahon

Limited 4 MoFo so i need 4 of those, though 1 and a half have already been suggested.

Shawn Stasiak running into shit head first
Headbanger Mosh the woman beater
Natalya Neidfart

O shit sorry Bizzarro

Leif Cassidy
Shinobi
Avatar
Funkasarus

Freight Train

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Se7en

The Guy who was stupposed to literally be Kevin Sullivans Dog in late wCw - think his name was....Dog

Wait - It was not Sullivan, it was Knobbs and Finlay. They would make him drink out of the toilet.

Nailz
Oklahoma
Max Moon

Hornswoggle/little bastard
The dicks
Simon dean
Kerwin white

Golga
Kurgan
Giant Silva
Gobbledy Gooker

That dude with PMS called Meat...

I think I'll count Golga, Silva, and Kurrgan together as one gimmick: The Oddities.

Jap Albert
Papa Shango
Dean Douglas
TL Hopper

Brodus Clay as the Funkasaurus
PN News
Big Josh and his Dancing Bears

themed out for your consideration..

American Males! \o/ /o\ \o/
The Computerized Man of the 90's Terrance Taylor and the York Foundation.
The Red Rooster.
The Taylor Made Man.
Terrific Terry Taylor.

Surprised Kerwin White is getting nominations - the most interesting Chavo has ever been.

Boogeyman
Tiger Ali Singh and his helper guy
Spirit Squad
The Mountie

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear Kurrgans name mentioned in this thread.

jim duggan as the janitor

For me:

the REST of the dudley family (excluding Bubba, Devon and maybe Spike)
T.L Hopper (hell I liked him as dirty white boy in SMW)
Arachnaman,
Renegade

And I'll toss in Aldo Montoya for good measure

In that case, I get to post 2 more gimmicks so, we'll go with Heidenrape and Nathan Jones.

johnny b badd
bad blood
yellow dog
nailz

Trying to avoid ones that have already been mentioned.


Avatar (Al Snow put on a mask when he gets TO the ring?!?!?)
Man Mountain Rock
WWECW's Zombie
Duke "The Dumpster" Drose

come on The Zombie was awesome his AAARGH promo was fantastic work

The Portuguese "Man O' War" Aldo Montoya!

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We have about 72 nominees now: here's the complete list so far

Shockmaster
The Goon
Gobledy Gooker
Glacier
Kerwin White
Mr. America
Ryback
Lord Tensai
“The One” Billy Gunn
The Ding Dongs
Chris Champagne Kanyon
Lil Naitch AJ Styles
Kwee Wee
The Maestro
Issac Yankem DDS
The Fat Chick Thriller
Battle Kat
Phantasio
Hornswoggle
Stuttering Matt Morgan
Mantaur
Bastion Booger
Oz
Bob “Sparkplug” Holly
“A Real Man's Man” Steven Regal
Eugene
Beaver Cleavage
The Yetay
Ta-Gar: Lord of the Volcano
Meat
Chaz
Farting Natayla
Leif Cassady
Shinobi
Avatar
Funkasaurus
Freight Train
Se7en
Nailz
Oklahoma
Max Moon
Simon Dean, The Dicks
The Oddities
Dean Douglas
TL Hopper
Papa Shango
Big Josh, PN News
American Males
York Foundation
The Taylor Made Man
The Red Rooster
The Boogeyman
Tiger Ali Singh
Spirit Squad
the Mountie
Janitor Jim Duggan
Nathan Jones
Heidenreich
Johnny B Badd
Black Blood
Yellow Dog
Renegade
Arachnaman
The Dudley Family
Aldo Montoya
Man Mountain Rock
Duke “The Dumpster” Drose
The Zombie

We'll have to trim the fat a bit if we keep it to 64...maybe get rid of the teams/stables and keep it to 1 wrestler for each nomination? That would bring it right to around 65 thus only 1 more name would have to go. Any sort of suggestions to trim it down? or do u wanna do some sort of preliminary tourney?