What sport record would you want to break?
 

Out of the NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL, what major record would you want to own yourself?

Alltime hits? hitting streak? Most sacks in a season?

Biggest willy.

Home Run King
Heavyweight Champion of the World

I just called dibs so no one else can have those

All time singles record.

most fights without getting punched

I want Wilt's Record, most bitches fucked by the man who dropped 100 points in one game.

All-Time Hits

Peter's North Facial Cumshot Record

Single-season home run record, as well as the all-time home run record.

Basically, I'd like to be Barry Bonds.

Nope, fuck you, called dibs

Best FG %

Single season Tackle, Sack, or Interception record. Maybe Single season Rushing or Touchdown record. These all seem to imply being one tough sumbitch

NHL shutout streak. Currently held at 6+ games by Brian Boucher while playing for the Phoenix Coyotes of all teams.

Either the all-time hr champ and best out Hank Aaron or the single season record and beat Maris. But a really I want to have the most penalty minutes in the NHL.

Strikeout king.

Longest hitting streak.

hot dog eating contest

Hitting streak
All-time hits
Most passing touchdowns
Most passing yards

38,388 points scored in the NBA

Most rings as a professional bench warmer.

Either break the hitting streak in baseball or most TDs caught/thrown in football.

Most hits, just like Pete Rose.

56 game hit streak. I would love to take that mantle.


That will NEVER be broken.

Joey D will have that crown forever. And I think that "untouchable" mystique is appealing/

Most hits in a season - NHL

I wonder who that is, I actually do not know.

EDIT:

Wow, apparently Matt Martin broke it just this year.

Matt Martin, 374 (2011–12)

lulz. I like the hit streak record. Seems pretty badass and there's an heir of untouchability to it.

Has anyone said Wilt Chamberlin's record of bitches fucked all time? I would love to (love) tackle that one.

:nono:

Bruce Smith's sack record would be awesome.

Tiger Wood's money record..

56 hits

Speaking of records:

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Most Championship parades slept through.

Most goals score in a soccer game, so 1.

NFL All-Time Rushing Record

50 goals in 38 games