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Nicky Fives 06-06-2012 08:42 PM
There is a god.....
 
Front page:

http://www.tpww.net/2012/06/kelly-ke...ay-not-return/

Quote:
Partial Source: Pwinsider

Numerous sources within WWE say Kelly Kelly has been granted “time off” by organization officials. She has been on the road full time since her 2006 debut and requested the break to recharge her batteries.

“She’s been here since she was a kid,” said a company source. “She had been pushing for time away to spend with her family and her boyfriend. Six years for someone of her age is a lifetime. She needed a break.”

Many of her colleagues don’t believe Kelly’s returning anytime soon, if at all, since she has begun promoting her alternative stage name (Barbie Blank) and is currently accepting requests for appearances and endorsements outside of WWE. She added the following information to her Twitter account over the weekend: “Barbie Blank/Kelly Kelly, WWE Diva, MAXIM Cover Girl and 100 Hottest Women. For full appearances/endorsements please contact Heidi at heidi@atamanagement.com.”

Kelly last competed on television on the May 21 Raw SuperShow, losing to Beth Phoenix. She last wrestled on May 26 in Quito, Ecuador.

Corporate CockSnogger 06-06-2012 08:54 PM
Damn. I like Kelly Kelly.

Crimson 06-06-2012 08:55 PM
Boobies

Ermaximus 06-06-2012 08:59 PM
I could see her trying to get into acting, which won't work out so it's likely she becomes a porn star at some point.

Corporate CockSnogger 06-06-2012 09:00 PM
She'll probably just become whatever it is the likes of Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan are. Just sort of there.

Triple Naitch 06-06-2012 09:09 PM
I'll miss seeing her on my television.

St. Jimmy 06-06-2012 09:17 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rK4aZjdhfs..._Bryan_Yes.jpg

SammyG 06-06-2012 10:59 PM
Fuck, she's hot

Ruien 06-06-2012 11:17 PM
Why is this so special? This does not mean there will not be a diva division or women who can't wrestle on our television. Just means they need to find a new skinny bimbo to come in green as all heck and train her to be able to somewhat wrestle.

Rollermacka 06-07-2012 01:11 AM
Damm, I was hoping it was something about removing everyone with the last name Bischoff or Hogan completely from TNA :nono:

Tazz Dan 06-07-2012 01:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/kKsB9.gif

:n:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg17/...if&res=landing

:y:

Vastardikai 06-07-2012 06:58 AM
When the ECW pay per view was in town, I held up a sign that said "Send Kelly to the Discoteque". Some 8 year old girl a couple rows up asked me what the last word was.

I told her "Don't worry about it, sweetheart." The reason being? a. I misspelled the name of the place, it's the "Discotheque." and more importantly b. The Discotheque is a local strip club. Some male fans who saw the sign laughed their asses off and nodded in agreement.

Second best ECW-themed sign I had. The best one? "Lashley Fears New Jack."

Cool King 06-07-2012 06:58 AM
Ah, so this is what Tazz Dan was talking about.

This is good news. :y:

Corporate CockSnogger 06-07-2012 08:35 AM
Nobody watches the divas for actual wrestling anyway, if they watch them at all. Would obviously much rather they kept around people like Kelly Kelly than whoever that ugly bird was that Clox made a thread about a while back who was apparently a "great wrestler".

James Steele 06-07-2012 09:18 AM
BRING BACK MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Volare 06-07-2012 10:21 AM
Pfft. Maria ain't coming back.

Triple Naitch 06-07-2012 10:54 AM
Guys on here would rather see a bearded midget on their television instead of a 10 like Kelly Kelly. :roll:

Ermaximus 06-07-2012 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3883272)
Guys on here would rather see a bearded midget on their television instead of a 10 like Kelly Kelly. :roll:
I'd actually rather watch Layla, Maryse, and AJ perform a three-way in the ring, but that's just me.

Haze 06-07-2012 11:01 AM
Never once when Kelly Kelly was in the ring, did I make note of her wrestling ability.

Theo Dious 06-07-2012 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haze FX (Post 3883275)
Never once when Kelly Kelly was in the ring, did I make note of her wrestling ability.
I've also never made note of the 2000 pound pink elephant on her shoulders. Wonder if there's a connection.

Volare 06-07-2012 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3883274)
I'd actually rather watch Layla, Maryse, and AJ perform a three-way in the ring, but that's just me.

:y::y::y:

Innovator 06-07-2012 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Steele (Post 3883221)
BRING BACK MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Fuck and yes, even if it means signing her boyfriend.

Ermaximus 06-07-2012 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 3883309)
Fuck and yes, even if it means signing her boyfriend.
Could make for a hot feud. CM Punk versus every diva he's fucked past and present.

MisterLee 06-07-2012 12:40 PM
Oh Praise The Lord..the diva who cant run the ropes..maybe she'll take the same route as Chyna. haha just playin..well not really I'm sure you dudes wouldn't mind.

Ermaximus 06-07-2012 12:41 PM
Honestly though, I see Ivalese from Tough Enough taking her place and doing a way better job in the end.

#1-norm-fan 06-07-2012 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iginfest (Post 3882883)
She'll probably just become whatever it is the likes of Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan are. Just sort of there.
Professional appearer

Rammsteinmad 06-07-2012 05:02 PM
You can add Stacey Kiebler to that list.

Corporate CockSnogger 06-07-2012 05:24 PM
I'm pretty sure Stacy's job title is "Goddess to humanity". Not sure if that's a commission only position though.

Emperor Smeat 06-07-2012 05:55 PM
If she leaves, who will we make fun of now for running into the ropes?

Triple Naitch 06-07-2012 06:15 PM
Shame on all of you for teasing Kelly Kelly's ring skills.

RISE ABOVE HATE

Damndirty 06-07-2012 10:43 PM
Well, she could've still been a valet! I wasn't much for her wrestling, but still... wanted to see her on television, hoping for a nipslip....

Mercenary 06-08-2012 12:49 AM
Thank god she was painful to watch.

Ultra Mantis 06-09-2012 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Damndirty (Post 3883728)
Well, she could've still been a valet! I wasn't much for her wrestling, but still... wanted to see her on television, hoping for a nipslip....
Barbie doesnt have nipples.

K.Smoke 06-09-2012 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3882882)
I could see her trying to get into acting, which won't work out so it's likely she becomes a porn star at some point.
Don't we wish!

No like I mean i really do wish!

Anybody Thrilla 06-09-2012 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 3883558)
If she leaves, who will we make fun of now for running into the ropes?
http://cdn.chud.com/0/03/03f7ca95_jo...angryface.jpeg

MisterLee 06-11-2012 05:06 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-740jKHFIgj...y+Kelly+07.jpg

This is all she's good for.

Damndirty 06-12-2012 12:22 AM
She should'nt have been a wrestler, it'd be okay for her to be a half naked valet

XCaliber 06-12-2012 12:35 AM
At least Keibler could wrestle to a degree but I won't miss if her if she leaves.

Damndirty 06-12-2012 12:54 AM
I won't miss her trying to wrestle, but I will miss those big tits and plump ass!

Theo Dious 06-12-2012 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterLee (Post 3888327)
Shark bait? I agree.


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