CM Punk allegedly hates losing
 

From the front page:

What do you guys think? Kane for the win?

Hope so. Kane winning his first WWE (as opposed to the WHC) title in 15 years would be epic.

workkkkkk

:n:

:y:

That's work if it actually happened, of course.

Kinda getting bored with all these wrestlers tweeting something, deleting it, and then just trying to pass it off as being hacked/haven't posted in three days.

He's probably pissed about keeping the title when the whole Kane/A.J. thing is so hot.....

In other news:

• Bears shit in the woods.
• The sky is blue

Film @ 11.

Man, why do people always hack wrestler's accounts?

Honestly I don't care if it's a work, a hack, or whatever. Twitter is just a disease that needs to die.

Kane, however, needs to be nowhere near another world title run. Doesn't matter where or what title.

Kane winning the title wouldn't be THAT bad if it was booked right, but I'd much rather he didn't. Unless of course he wins it and he and AJ begin having a JokerxHarley type thing going on.

Kane winning would be a great troll.

I bet there's not even any reader, just some bullshit either made up or stolen from other sites.

Posting front-page "news" as a discussion should be something one is ridiculed for.

Really? That bad huh? What would you have me post Hasney? I don't see an issue here. It was meant as a topic of discussion. I never presented it as undeniable fact so I don't see how it's that big a deal. You want to ban me for this?

Not bannable, that was too harsh hence the editing, but to be completley honest you may as well make things up a start a discussion on them. Daniel Bryan rapes gophers or something. About the same amount of credibility.

I never said RC cola the front page reporter was reputable. What about all the other garbage that gets posted here? And DB may very well do that for all I know. Makes the thread title funnier anyway. ;)

tjmidnight, just get Hasney to PM you a list of Hasney Approved websites for your wrestling news and rumours, that way you can copy and paste the same story from there instead and avoid this whole embarrassing situation.

On a more serious note, the thread title makes no sense.

Maybe he's on to something. We should collectively try to spin some bullshit and get it reported. Title was probably a bit much if it shows up on the front page..

Dirtsheets are bollocks. "Sources" and "readers" make most the news. The only time they seem to get anything right that is verifiable is injuries. Our glorious front page is even worse because they will not cite where they stole anything from and on top of that, appears to make shit up to get hits for his ad-ridden site.

But hey, maybe Punk is back in that doghouse he loves so much.

Maybe they're worried he'd out-pop DX (again) at the 100th, uh, 1,000th Raw.

More often than not that's exactly what happens. The news feed on the front page has become a continuous stream of advertising for his 95 wrestling sites, radio show, pod cast, Facebook, Twitter, My[___], (does that even exist anymore?) and as always "you can only get the full story by clicking the revenue generating link to my website below." Still, sometimes it's worth discussing; it's no worse than 85% of the shit most newer posters come up with.

Hasney is delusional, got it.

Probably just a work or a ploy to get more people to buy the ppv at the last minute and him deleting it just adds to it.

If he were to lose, makes more sense if Bryan won than Kane who was added in very recently. He meshes very well with Punk to the point they could probably feud for a whole year (ala Jericho-HBK) and keep it interesting just from the match quality alone.

punks pissed hes tapping to the Yes! lock tomorrw night so i can win tipsters

#isuckattipsters

Daniel Bryan winning?
Yes! Yes! Yes!

just Punk having fun with some fans, nothing more

Things I don't wanna see happen as an outcome of Punk's match:

Kane (or even the other two) and AJ start dating and we see another tedious knockup angle where she ends up losing the baby.

AJ all of a sudden ends up being forgotten about, and has little to no real participation outside of interfering in matches the conventional way

The match goes by like a normal match to the end and nothing happens when its over.
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What I would love to happen!

AJ help Bryan win the championship, and when it looks like he's about to take her back, he shoves her down and spits on her. When he turns to get out of the ring, she flips out, pounces on him and starts attacking him. While he is trying to get away from her, she steals his belt from him and runs off with it, flipping him the bird in the process.

Kane winning means we all win.

CM Punk's had quite a lengthy run. Losing may actually give him a boost, since fans (most of the time) cheer for whoever is "on the hunt" for the Title. If he is in fact losing tomorrow night, he shouldn't be too upset.

I mean, who does he think he is, Bret Hart?

When CM Punk returns to the straight-edge doghouse, WWE might bring back Bret Hart for a Punk vs. Hart match, which will have Hart winning by virtue (vice?) of Hart's Lloyds of London insurance forbidding him to be on the receiving end of any offensive (or damaging defensive) maneuver. Marks during the match will chant, "DO THE JOB! DO THE JOB!" :yes:

It really doesn't matter who walks out of No Way Out the WWE Champion. I think the intrigue between all three men will continue heading into Money in the Bank. I kind of hope that someone in the WWE is coming up with a new match type for these three guys to have, as a continuation of the Triple Threat Match for the No Way Out PPV. I'm still all for a Triple Threat Match where the winner must get a fall over both his opponents.

So can someone else (other than Damndirty) confirm Punk didn't actually say any of this, then?

And for the record, I'd love a Kane title run.

From a kayfabe point of view, Kane winning the WWE Title would make sense. The dude has had a pretty good record this year -- even if the angles and matches he has involved in have been pretty average (some of them just terrible).

Punk is going on 7 months as WWE champion which is pretty crazy in this age of hotshotting the title. I'd kinda like to see them keep it going. Also, actually try to book him better so that he can main event PPVs with the title. That would... just be super.

I could definitely see Kane beating Punk at No Way Out with AJ's help, and AJ becoming Kane's crazy chick side. Punk would then have a mountain to overcome in winning back the WWE Title, which he could do at Money in the Bank -- cue Daniel Bryan cashing in a newly won Money in the Bank briefcase and you set these two up for SummerSlam quite well.

CM Punk is a modern day Bret Hart :Huge mark for himself despite not being able to draw flies to shit.