Sheamus: The Great White Drunk
 

You wanna freshen up the Sheamus character? Here is how:


After a match, Sheamus could go around to local bars and get completely sloshed on Jameson and Bushmills. He, or one of his handlers can use social media to document his reign of terror for the night (YouTube videos, Tweets, FourSquare check-ins).

This would work best if they incorporate his alcoholism, hangovers, and violence into storylines and really give the fans something to watch.

This would be good for him, and probably the only way he can double his character's attention. Don't think they'd do it though, for obvious reasons...damn pg:nono:

Also would be good for him to tell more Irish tales and sing some Irish drinking songs

u know I laughed at first but this just might work. To bad he's already doing good and don't need a makeover cause this just very well might work.

I'd love for him to incorporate rhyming Irish limericks into his promos.....if you are going to go stereotypical Irishman, you might as well go all the way.....

The red crown after KOTR would be a nice touch!
http://i55.tinypic.com/jaxojk.png

And change his entrance theme to "Emerald" by Thin Lizzy.

Actually, that'd be awesome.

well I'll tell u I'm amazed that this thread has made it past 5. so I'll add to it. lol

I was very hungover while writing this at work. Thank you for any salvage this thread gets.

projectile vomit followed by a brogue kick.

It's a shameful thing... Lobster head...

The thing a drunkard would wear, think about it!

His entrance music should be whiskey in the jar. And they should pair him up with hornswoggle. His new finisher will be the midget toss, where he grabs Horny and throws him into his opponents junk. Guaranteed ratings. Also, Ryback.

Ryback v Sheamus in a drinking contest. Whoever comes up with the most offensive Tweets gets to challenge Zack Ryder for the Internet Championship.

The finals also include Austin vs. Scott Hall, and the Sandman

He should be convinced that the Swog isn't real, and chase him around for his pot of gold.