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Good News and Bad News: WWE Style!
Good News : Vince McMahon Finally realizes your talent and ability as a GREAT technical Wrestler.
Bad News: Your Gimmick is that of a Retarded Person. Good News: Goldberg is Leaving the WWE! His last match is Tonight, as he's expected to work EXTREMELY stiff. Bad News: His opponent is you. Now you guys Try! |
Good news: When you are under contract, you get FULL medical coverage.
Bad news: It doesn't cover quad tears. |
Good News: You're about to get a monster push.
Bad news: All you have to do is sponge bathe Rikishi. |
Good News: Vince Finally Realizes Randy Orton Sucks Ass...
Bad News: Randy Orton Takes Steroids |
Good News: Having been relatively stale over the past few months, Vince has finally decided to shake things up and do something shocking with your division.
Bad News: He's giving the championship to a woman who hasn't been on TV in over a year. :shifty: |
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Good news: You're about to get a monster push. Bad news: Your first match is a skin to win match with Big Show. |
Good news: The management has finally realised how incredible you really are in the ring.
Bad news: Triple H did to, have fun on Heat. Good news: Management decided there will be no more gay angles on tv. Bad news: Bad news, Patterson demaned the gay 'angles' be moved to his locker room. |
Good news: Both Vince Russo and Pat Patterson were released of handling your contract.
Bad News: Rob Fagstien took their place, and is now also your babysitter. |
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Bad News: He's now in charge of 'handling' you :shifty: |
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Good News: You're told you're scheduled to win the WWE Championship....
Bad News: You find out that HHH is finished making his movie.... |
Good news: Ultimo Dragon, you're in for an undefeated streak, leading to a mian event shot.
Bad news: Ahahahahaha! April Fools! |
Good News : Triple H will job to you
Bad News: You will job to Triple H for 234567813562714638 times before he jobs to you. |
Good News: The Glass Ceiling isn't a problem anymore.
Bad News: Because you're in the doghouse. :'( |
Good News: You're set to make your debut in a high profile angle that is guaranteed to make you hugely over.
Bad News: Your opponent in your last WWE Dark Match is Bob Holly. |
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Bloody nice :D |
Good News : We think we've found a gimmick that will really get you heat from the crowd, and it doesn't involve being foreign...
Bad News: We're going to debut it next week in Detroit... All you have to do is where this white robe and hood. |
Good news: Chris Kanyon you've been re-hired by the WWE.
Bad News: Stephanie McMahon thinks that you will get over huge in a feud with Josh Matthews and Ivory over who has the better looking pair of jeans. |
<font color=goldenrod>Good News: Management have seen your work and they believe that you can make even the worst wrestlers look bad, no matter how many moves they botch.
Bad News: Your next opponent is Lita, good luck with that one.</font> |
Good News: We're going to give you the World Title.
Bad News: You will still be made to look 'less important' than Triple H. Think about it (i.e. Think about Angle's, Jericho's and Benoit's 1st run as World Champion). |
Good News: I know you haven't even been on TV yet, but we're going to give you the Cruiserweight title in your debut match!
Bad News: You'll have to wrestle Hardcore Holly at a house show first. |
Good news: We're going to give you the cruiserweight title in your first WWE match.
Bad news: You have to yell "Yipee" after the pin. Poor Jerry :( Good news: We're going to give you the cruiserweight title Bad news: We really don't give a shit about the cruiserweight title, have fun doing dark matches. |
Good News: Your honesty led to your book getting on the NY Times Best Sellers List.
Bad News: Vince read your book |
Good News:You're getting New Music
Bad News: It's Performed By G-Unit LIVE. |
Good News: You're going to be the judge of the next Diva Swimsuit Contest.
Bad News: Mae Young and Moolah are the competetors. OR the other way around: Good News: You're going to participate in the next Divas Swimsuit Contest. Bad News: Steve Austin is the judge. |
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Good news! We have a partner lined up for you.
Bad news! He's ripping of Rico's anfle. |
Good news: JR and King will no longer be announcers on Raw.
Bad news: They're the new Tag Team Champions. |
Good News: You're a former ECW champion.
Bad News: You're now employed by WWE |
Good news: Triple H is finally going to drop the title.
Bad news: He is the next WWE Chairman. |
Good news: You have been recieving a monster push and are looking credible and getting great heat.
Bad news: Shane McMahon's backs OK now. |
Good News: You a great wrestler with arguably th best finsher ever and you've been signed up to the biggest Pro Wrestling Company in the world.
Bad News: You have to pretend do be a superhero, stop using your finisher and be associated with someone who has S.H.I.T written on his shirt |
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