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Kazara 05-09-2004 01:21 AM

Good News and Bad News: WWE Style!
 
Good News : Vince McMahon Finally realizes your talent and ability as a GREAT technical Wrestler.

Bad News: Your Gimmick is that of a Retarded Person.


Good News: Goldberg is Leaving the WWE! His last match is Tonight, as he's expected to work EXTREMELY stiff.

Bad News: His opponent is you.

Now you guys Try!

Fryza 05-09-2004 01:30 AM

Good news: When you are under contract, you get FULL medical coverage.

Bad news: It doesn't cover quad tears.

Kane Knight 05-09-2004 01:32 AM

Good News: You're about to get a monster push.

Bad news: All you have to do is sponge bathe Rikishi.

James Steele 05-09-2004 01:34 AM

Good News: Vince Finally Realizes Randy Orton Sucks Ass...

Bad News: Randy Orton Takes Steroids

Corkscrewed 05-09-2004 02:58 AM

Good News: Having been relatively stale over the past few months, Vince has finally decided to shake things up and do something shocking with your division.
Bad News: He's giving the championship to a woman who hasn't been on TV in over a year.

:shifty:

Raising Kane 05-09-2004 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Good News: You're about to get a monster push.

Bad news: All you have to do is sponge bathe Rikishi.

Ewww I want a REALLY big sponge... on a stick. :-\

Good news: You're about to get a monster push.

Bad news: Your first match is a skin to win match with Big Show.

HeartBreakMan2k 05-09-2004 03:06 AM

Good news: The management has finally realised how incredible you really are in the ring.

Bad news: Triple H did to, have fun on Heat.


Good news: Management decided there will be no more gay angles on tv.

Bad news: Bad news, Patterson demaned the gay 'angles' be moved to his locker room.

HeartBreakMan2k 05-09-2004 03:08 AM

Good news: Both Vince Russo and Pat Patterson were released of handling your contract.

Bad News: Rob Fagstien took their place, and is now also your babysitter.

KayfabeMan 05-09-2004 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeartBreakKid2k
Good news: Both Vince Russo and Pat Patterson were released of handling your contract.

Bad News: Rob Fagstien took their place, and is now also your babysitter.

Good News: Pat Patterson was released from handling your contract.

Bad News: He's now in charge of 'handling' you :shifty:

HeartBreakMan2k 05-09-2004 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayfabeMan
Good News: Pat Patterson was released from handling your contract.

Bad News: He's now in charge of 'handling' you :shifty:

lol! I love you. Sad thing about it though, He's already appointed himself to that position with most the roster anyway.

KayfabeMan 05-09-2004 03:35 AM

Good News: You're told you're scheduled to win the WWE Championship....
Bad News: You find out that HHH is finished making his movie....

Kane Knight 05-09-2004 03:39 AM

Good news: Ultimo Dragon, you're in for an undefeated streak, leading to a mian event shot.

Bad news: Ahahahahaha! April Fools!

Goldbird 05-09-2004 05:02 AM

Good News : Triple H will job to you

Bad News: You will job to Triple H for 234567813562714638 times before he jobs to you.

Mr. Nerfect 05-09-2004 05:34 AM

Good News: The Glass Ceiling isn't a problem anymore.

Bad News: Because you're in the doghouse. :'(

Vastardikai 05-09-2004 07:32 AM

Good News: You're set to make your debut in a high profile angle that is guaranteed to make you hugely over.

Bad News: Your opponent in your last WWE Dark Match is Bob Holly.

Rammsteinmad 05-09-2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeartBreakKid2k
Good news: The management has finally realised how incredible you really are in the ring.

Bad news: Triple H did to, have fun on Heat.

:lol:

Goldbird 05-09-2004 11:06 AM

^^^

Bloody nice :D

What Would Kevin Do? 05-09-2004 06:02 PM

Good News : We think we've found a gimmick that will really get you heat from the crowd, and it doesn't involve being foreign...

Bad News: We're going to debut it next week in Detroit... All you have to do is where this white robe and hood.

BLaZeR- 05-09-2004 06:07 PM

Good news: Chris Kanyon you've been re-hired by the WWE.

Bad News: Stephanie McMahon thinks that you will get over huge in a feud with Josh Matthews and Ivory over who has the better looking pair of jeans.

Evil Vito 05-09-2004 06:13 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Good News: Management have seen your work and they believe that you can make even the worst wrestlers look bad, no matter how many moves they botch.

Bad News: Your next opponent is Lita, good luck with that one.</font>

Heyman 05-09-2004 07:23 PM

Good News: We're going to give you the World Title.

Bad News: You will still be made to look 'less important' than Triple H.

Think about it

(i.e. Think about Angle's, Jericho's and Benoit's 1st run as World Champion).

El Santo 05-09-2004 07:38 PM

Good News: I know you haven't even been on TV yet, but we're going to give you the Cruiserweight title in your debut match!

Bad News: You'll have to wrestle Hardcore Holly at a house show first.

HeartBreakMan2k 05-09-2004 07:43 PM

Good news: We're going to give you the cruiserweight title in your first WWE match.

Bad news: You have to yell "Yipee" after the pin.

Poor Jerry :(

Good news: We're going to give you the cruiserweight title

Bad news: We really don't give a shit about the cruiserweight title, have fun doing dark matches.

The CyNick 05-09-2004 10:05 PM

Good News: Your honesty led to your book getting on the NY Times Best Sellers List.

Bad News: Vince read your book

Kazara 05-09-2004 10:14 PM

Good News:You're getting New Music

Bad News: It's Performed By G-Unit LIVE.

MVP 05-09-2004 10:47 PM

Good News: You're going to be the judge of the next Diva Swimsuit Contest.
Bad News: Mae Young and Moolah are the competetors.

OR the other way around:

Good News: You're going to participate in the next Divas Swimsuit Contest.
Bad News: Steve Austin is the judge.

ilt_undertaker 05-09-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeartBreakKid2k
Good news: We're going to give you the cruiserweight title in your first WWE match.

Bad news: You have to yell "Yipee" after the pin.

Poor Jerry :(

This one made me laugh pretty hard :)

Kane Knight 05-09-2004 10:57 PM

Good news! We have a partner lined up for you.

Bad news! He's ripping of Rico's anfle.

Kane Knight 05-09-2004 10:58 PM

Good news: JR and King will no longer be announcers on Raw.

Bad news: They're the new Tag Team Champions.

HeartBreakMan2k 05-09-2004 11:43 PM

Good News: You're a former ECW champion.
Bad News: You're now employed by WWE

c4g2 05-10-2004 09:46 AM

Good news: Triple H is finally going to drop the title.
Bad news: He is the next WWE Chairman.

Evolution 05-10-2004 10:12 AM

Good news: You have been recieving a monster push and are looking credible and getting great heat.

Bad news: Shane McMahon's backs OK now.

Ferocious 05-10-2004 10:54 AM

Good News: You a great wrestler with arguably th best finsher ever and you've been signed up to the biggest Pro Wrestling Company in the world.

Bad News: You have to pretend do be a superhero, stop using your finisher and be associated with someone who has S.H.I.T written on his shirt


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