Haku Haiku thread
 

Haku was crappy,
Even though he was a king
his hair looks like pubes

Thank you.

Haku was not crap,
He was great and amazing,
So shut up your face.

The post just above this
Is made entirely of truth
shisen can fuck off

Panties in a bunch?
Haku was not very good
Meng was solid though

You just hate the blacks
ignorant motherfucker
dumb fucking cracker

Meng was merciles:
Wait! That's the wrong Meng, I think...
... lost my train of thought.

I liked Meng.

If he was in WWE today, with that same gimmick and look, he'd probably be in a feud with Cena or something.

Come to think of it, he probably would've had a run similar to Umaga (only Meng was more badass).

Haku is awesome:
The Wild Samoans rocked,
Powers of Pain ruled!

I liked The Barbarian.

He was always quiet. I bet he had a lot to say, though.

Haiku posts here, Keith.
That's your second one without it...
Also, mention Haku.

Meng?

Meng and/or Haku...
You're doing this on purpose:
You know they're the same.

Uuuuussssshhh was the sound made,
With each and every blow,
As Meng smashed his foes.

Tag spec-ial-ist, yes
First with War-lord, next An-dre
Then Bar-bar-i-an

Fatu's where it's at
He did it for da people
Did it for da Rock

To many syllables
on your first line son of bitch
Meng is disappoint

More than freinds with Rikishi
Hot bromance circa 2001
Stinkface moar like rim job

Haku was black?

:rofl:

haku. he was fat.
fatty fat fat fatterson.
big fat tongan ass.

There should be a sub forum dedicated to rasslin poetry, haikus and other shit.

We need more haikus
About Goldberg and Ryback
Compare and contrast

His Toy no crown
Wrestling style not electric
Always the toughest

Fingers around throat
Tongan Deathgrip rules all men
Pin or submission

Piss-poor bigotry
morphs into an awesome thread;
Good job, Shisen Koph!

:y:

Haku was a king,
What have you accomplished, huh?
Nothing, that is what.

Haku was a king
So was Hacksaw Jim Duggan
He was terrible

Haku was not bad
But Haku was no Kurrgan
Or no Alex Wright

Don Imus said it
He was fired, but I'm immune
"Nappy headed HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!"

Haku haikus? Yes!
The thread of the year? Of course
Nigga stole my bike

Don't mess with Haku
Jimmy Jack Funk pissed him off
Funk now has one eye

*These are addendums.
Won't format explanation...
okay, maybe so.