Prank the Bulldogs
 

You're a wrestler in the mid-1980's WWF. You just came back from your match and you're in the dressing room to discover that your clothing is all cut up. Of course it's the Bulldogs at it again. How do you get even?

Kill them.

invent the internet and call them faggots on a wrestling site

Wait for them to go to a movie theater. Put an AIDS infected needle in the chair. Nobody would ever suspect you because it's an Urban Legend and all cases go into a special file of unsolved crimes.

Tell them Owen Hart will meet them in the year 2001.

APRIL FOOLS OWEN DIED EARLIER!

Go find Droz (ahead of his time) and have him puke in/on their belongings. Then get Bastian Booger to take a massive dump in the same manner. Top it off with a Mae Young golden shower and it's done.

Yeah, but make them slip on banana peels into a pool full or piranhas (wearing clown make-up preferably) so it's HILARIOUS.

Put a trap door in the middle of the ring.

Flush away their steroids.

Punch em in the face like Jacques Rougeau did cause he always gets his man!

Here, here.

wait 20 years until one is dead and one is paralyzed

No clue Dynamite Kid was still alive. Literally...mind blown.

It's pretty incredible that over the last 20 years of my life, i've operated under the assumption that Dynamite Kid was very very dead. I'm pretty sure i've made up a scenario to which this happened. I forget, but i'm pretty sure he died with Dino Bravo, or was killed by Dino Bravo. Something to do with Dino Bravo for sure.

I'm pretty floored right now.

Roll up Matilda in a carpet and throw her off a bridge. Hee hee hee.

They wouldn't care. They use to sometimes be mean to her so she would be mean in the ring to the heels they faced, and when they quit the WWF, and they had to give her back to the WWF, they didn't give a crap.