"Stone Cold" Steve Austin - Choose Your Destiny
 

You are "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Wrestling is real.

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You're tired of making stupid reality TV shows. After shooting, you went home and started drinkin' beer. Then you started drinkin' more beer, and more beer. Then you passed out. The phone rings in the middle of the night, which really pisses you off. You answer the phone.

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It's Vince McMahon.

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It's Vince McMahon.

You ask that sorry son of a bitch what he wants. He says, Steve, I know we haven't seen eye to eye over the years.

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We've had some differing opinions.

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We didn't get along.

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DAMNIT AUSTIN, I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
...But, be that as it may, I need you, Austin. These new guys suck. I need you to come back and do what you do best. Raise hell.

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You get dressed for battle.

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WHAT DO YOU DO?



1. Stun the winner of the Rock/Punk championship match at RR

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Both of these guys piss you off. If it weren't for your injuries, you'd cool them both down and have a stranglehold on the WWE title. Hell, if Rock can come back and get a title shot, so can you. Maybe you'll take it back home to the ranch and defend it in your living room.



2. Challenge John Cena to a match so the WWE can hype it to be a match between the two greatest of all time even though that's been done before multiple times by different wrestlers whom they all claim to be the two greatest of all time and make it to at least #3 on...

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John Cena makes you throw up in your mouth. He's the mold that grew in the wake of the attitude era. This guy would be feuding with Gangrel on Sunday Night Heat in your day. Not only can you make little kids like you more, but you think they ought to learn from a young age to never trust anybody.



3. Help Ryback take on The Shield

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Ryback knows how to raise hell. He's also bald, which makes him a hell of a lot better in your eyes. You remember having to deal with a bunch of spineless bastards teaming up because they couldn't take you on alone. It pisses you off. And hell, judging from the size of his appetite, he might drink a whole lot of a beer.



4. Take care of Vickie Guerrero

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It pisses you off to have another sorry-assed authority figure flappin' their gums and pissing everybody off. You wanna just go get it over with, and beat her ass like you did Debra's. The only problem is that Dolph Ziggler stands in your way, challenging you to get back in the ring and take him out. He's one stunner away from being broken in half with god as my witness.



WHAT ELSE WILL STEVE AUSTIN DO?

Where's the "do it all" option? Cause we all know Austin wouldn't settle for just one of those things. I mean he's Stone fucking Cold Steve Austin after all.

Deal with Vickie only if it means killing her. Literally.

I love the stick figure stunner. :y:

Vickie Guerrero is a national treasure Hasney.

Anyone who doesn't pick "Stun the Champ" is just flat out wrong.

Just imagine the pop of Austin (completely unannounced, no spoiler reports or anything) enters in his gear following Punk/Rock and hits them both with the Stunner, then grabs the WWE Title.....It doesn't even matter who won the match (would rather it be Punk).... too bad Rumble is in Phoenix and not one of the bigger hotbeds known for their crowds (New York, Boston, Chicago, Toronto, Montreal, etc.)

Other: Stun myself and stay in retirement.

Stun the Champ.

If Punk keeps the belt after the Rumble, perfect setup for a potential Austin vs Punk match at Mania. Same for if Cena won the case and cashed in at the Rumble since it would set up Austin vs Cena.

Where's the show up in TNA at the Alamodome option?

Yea, that'll put butts in the seats :shifty:

I would probably get drunk and drive my ATV off a bridge.

Where is the god damn Stone Cold Stunner every mother fucker in the building option?